4. There is no point talking to stupid people. They will never listen, and just end up causing frustration.
5. An electric fence is not a toy
6. Sticky stuff on stairs tastes bitter
7. Girls are better friends than girlfriends
8. High voltage is not necessarily a bad thing
9. Don't pee while sneezing
10. Normality is an illusion.
Player: Pentium 166MMX, Amptron 598LMR MB w/onboard Sound, Video, LAN, 10.2 Gig Fujitsu Laptop HD, Arise 865 DC-DC Converter, Lexan Case, Custom Software w/Voice Interface, MS Access Based Playlists
Car: 1986 Mazda RX-7 Turbo (highly modded), 1978 RX-7 Beater (Dead, parting out), 2001 Honda Insight
"If one more body-kitted, cut-spring-lowered, farty-exhausted Civic revs on me at an intersection, I swear I'm going to get out of my car and cram their ridiculous double-decker aluminium wing firmly up their rump."
11. Don't sneeze when peeing... ... on an electric fence.
Got started with computers on this board early in high school...now I run a web development company and am about to build my dream machine.
12. Arguing with stupid people is stressful
13. Some people are (extremely) annoying
if you turn your computer on and it dont work and u havent added any h/w or s/w dont bother trying to fix it, turn it off and try in a few hours or the next day, and it will always work.
of course i have no way of proving this theory, but im sure everyone has experinced something like this.
oh yeah and dont lie to ppl unless your good at it
One that I believe to be the most inportant is "If its broken, it was like it when you picked it up"
Don't sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things!
By reading this post you agree to overlook all grammatical, spelling, and typographical errors! ;)
im right and everyones wrong
14. Never Date On The First Kiss
i dated on the first kiss and everythinng was great.