What would you do if your girlfriend.....

**ODYSSEY** · 01-18-2006, 03:28 AM

Keep them begging for more.

**meddler** · 01-18-2006, 03:38 AM

IMHO, dump her. Sounds like she is too much trouble.

**rev2** · 01-18-2006, 03:45 AM

Consolidate your losses... move on.

**Motorcity** · 01-18-2006, 03:58 AM

IMO, any woman who wants to change a guy has too many issues, and is insecure. My bro in law has a bad habbit of shacking up with nut jobs like this. They have all been the same, all lovey dovey the first few weeks, then bam! "you need to do this", "you need to stop that", "you are not going out", bla bla blah. Obviously what you do is your business, but since you asked.....give her the bum's rush and tell her "don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!"

**jjh221** · 01-18-2006, 12:55 PM

just tell the ***** shes no longer needed, becuase thats the truth. Ya dont need a girl like that and ya have to use this line always after a break up lol. Tell her to ask him how your dick tastes.

you = Hey hun
her = Dont call me hun
you = wtf? whats the matter with you today?
her = nothing ugh dont talk to me
Always be so polite she cant take it. When she acts like this, it means she guilty.
you = ok, im going to go get something to eat you wana come?
her = no im fine ( in her sweet little ****y voice)
you = ok ( no bye, later, cya nothing)
her = ugh
later on when you speak to her...
her = hey sorry about earlier.
you = no im sorry, ive been thinking,
her = about what?
you = us
her = what about us?
you = well, hmm how do i say this? um you services are no longer needed.
then she looks at you like omg wtf.
you = but thank you for your time. I think ill have to write off our dinner as a business meeting. It looks like the deal didnt go as well as i have hoped.
her = wtf why you going like this
you = oh and ask whats his name(pause see if she says his name) How my dick tastes.

then turn around and never speak to that slut again.
Of course you only go this way if you want to be rude and hurtful.
The better way would be to tell her its just not working out, im sorry. I cared for you but you obviously do not feel the same way. Perhaps we should have talked more or perhaps its to late. Good Bye... always say it with a smile lol.

**EsKALad** · 01-18-2006, 01:05 PM

i dont think i can do all that now. we just worked everything out

**jjh221** · 01-18-2006, 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by EsKALad

i dont think i can do all that now. we just worked everything out

cool im glad to hear it. Still it would have been funny.

**EsKALad** · 01-18-2006, 01:15 PM

now i just have to make sure she doesnt find this thread.

**84RegalRider** · 01-18-2006, 01:19 PM

haah good to hear....
but i would still do a keylogger just to make sure.
And get some pics for the future....
u never know what will happen.
GoodLuck tho man.

**jjh221** · 01-18-2006, 01:19 PM

why, you did the right thing i guess. I dont see why she would ever be mad at you for this thread. Maybe she would come after me with knife, but you are safe. lol