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    Talking Joke a friend Sent me

    There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were captured by
    cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if
    they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go into the forest
    and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate
    ways to gather fruits.

    The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."

    The king then explains the trial to him-you have to shove the fruits up your
    *** without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten.

    The first apple went in...but on the second one he winced in pain, so he was
    killed and went to heaven.

    The second guy arrives with ten berries. When the king explained the trial
    to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy.
    1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...but on the ninth berry he burst out in
    laughter, therefore also was killed.

    The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why
    did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"

    The second one replied, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy coming
    with pineapples."
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    ouch

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    ROFL!!
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    OH MY ACHING GEEZ!!! Now that was funny...lol
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    Cool

    Man i laugh so hard, i let gas out.
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    Well i guess that is the definition of a REALLY bad day

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    damn, that would be painful

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    Ouch !
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    Ouch! I don't think Ouch, can describe the pain he was probably in.
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    perhaps bigger is not always better

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