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    Quote Originally Posted by ODYSSEY
    How to annoy a neighbor.

    You will need:
    CD Boom-box
    Wall or Floor
    CD-R
    Annoying Song

    1) Burn annoying song to CD. (Banana phone, Badger song, etc)
    2) Open wall or floor cavity.
    3) Insert Boom-box in cavity.
    4) Set Boom-box to loop CD and turn volume to between low and medium.
    5) Board up wall/floor.

    When she comes cover to ask about the song, play stupid. Pretend you do not hear anything.

    thas a good one lol


    i would fiberglass her doors shut if i were u lol or get some airhorns and rig em up on her door so when she opens the door they go off right above hear head or some **** like that or just be normal and dont give a **** about her lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tidder View Post
    Hey, as long as it's not any particular race I'm offending, I can stand to be a pedophile.
    All information expressed in this post is my opinion, and should not be regarded as a statement of fact.
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    I have the mp3 if thats any help....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ccsnet
    I have the mp3 if thats any help....

    Terran
    I have it too, and have used it for this too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tidder View Post
    Hey, as long as it's not any particular race I'm offending, I can stand to be a pedophile.
    All information expressed in this post is my opinion, and should not be regarded as a statement of fact.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris31
    Let me understand this...

    So you are making alot of noise and got upset cuse you were told off? What if she retaliate, turn on a pneumatic road digger next to your room and leave it on from 8am-11pm? or even funnier, she shoot you with a shotgun and get rid of you?

    Put it this way, dont mess around with poeple, just because shes old or something it doesnt mean she cant **** you up. I know because I have mentality of, you hit me once Ill hit you 10 times and you wont even know what hits you.

    You probably got lucky previously with your fun, but soon your luck will run out. You will mess the wrong person one day.

    The only problem with your analogy is, his original complaint seemed to be mostly with her unreasonable aversion to the noise of a normal conversation at a reasonable hour of the evening for ninety percent of the planet.

    I think I'd get a little ****ed too if I was talkin to my friend in my own frackin house at a reasonable hour and a neighbor came and told me to keep down the noise. Come to think of it, I wouldn't get ****ed...I'd slap em in the face with a brick or somethin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLandYacht
    The only problem with your analogy is, his original complaint seemed to be mostly with her unreasonable aversion to the noise of a normal conversation at a reasonable hour of the evening for ninety percent of the planet.

    I think I'd get a little ****ed too if I was talkin to my friend in my own frackin house at a reasonable hour and a neighbor came and told me to keep down the noise. Come to think of it, I wouldn't get ****ed...I'd slap em in the face with a brick or somethin.

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    ask the 70 year old to play some pornos real loud .

    see if she has he nerve to ask to have them turned down

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLandYacht
    The only problem with your analogy is, his original complaint seemed to be mostly with her unreasonable aversion to the noise of a normal conversation at a reasonable hour of the evening for ninety percent of the planet.

    I think I'd get a little ****ed too if I was talkin to my friend in my own frackin house at a reasonable hour and a neighbor came and told me to keep down the noise. Come to think of it, I wouldn't get ****ed...I'd slap em in the face with a brick or somethin.
    We havent heard her side of the story. We dont know how much noise she have to put up with. Maybe not just her, how about the other neighbors who havent said a word yet?

    From the original post, hes boasting he wanted to see plates, glasses virbrates of the sink, paints feels off the wall...

    Just reading that, you can tell this guy is a nuisance, I wont even bother to tell him off. Im just gonna...

    Hes old enough, he doesnt need to be told off. Even if he plays the music during the day it does becomes really annoying.

    Gatherings and having a laugh all of the sudden become a normal conversation when one is looking for sympathy.

    How about if you have your washing out in the garden, letting it dry on the hot summer day. Then you have a neighbor who loves to cook barbeque, dried fish outside and smoking up your best clothes...EVERY SINGLE DAY?



    Considerations anyone?

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    Chuck one of these suckers in her apartment!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PatO
    Chuck one of these suckers in her apartment!
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    that would be hilarious to seen on video... i could only imagine how ****ed she would get.

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