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    how can i **** off a psychologist neighbour?

    Hey there boys and girls
    let me start this off with a story
    a long time ago in a land far far away (aka last week in Tasmaina, Australia)
    I live in a house (a VERY large house) this house has been cut into 4 units, in total it has 4 loungerooms, 4 bathrooms, 4 kitchens, 4 bathrooms and 7 bedrooms,,,,, all individual,, for the past 2 years there has only been 2 occupants,, me,, and a 70 odd yr old named Vic,,, SO,, good for me,, for the last 2 years I've been able to make as much noise as possible,, and believe me, I HAVE, (glasses and plates vibrate themselves off the sink due to my sound system)
    there Is a small unit directly next to me which is almost always empty up until last week...
    last thursday (MY sunday) I was happily playing a music DVD (trying to see if you can actually vibrate paint off the wall,,"all in the name of science")
    and suddenly I get a knock on my window about the noise (4PM) WTF??
    a new neighbour,, 8 inches away,, bugga
    neighbour-----" I start early, I know you need your music, but I start work real early, would you mind turning it down a bit:??)
    me-------"yeah sure no worries"

    that was last thursday
    I've been nice since then,, I finish work at 11 or 12 pm, when i get home i don't even flush the ****en toilet on the off chance that I'll wake her up coz of the 8 inch difference.
    next thing
    the next week, being the next wednesday,,(my saturday) 6PM a few friends came over,, we decided to watch transporter 2 ( I got a wicked subby) :-))
    I get a knock on the window
    neighbour----"can you turn it down a bit"
    me----"yeah sure. no worries"
    me trying to be nice
    hour later,, knock on door,, friend sez "hehe landlord" me sez hehe no such thing" thing is,, it was!! had chat to landlord,, he has same conclusion,, she's a LOOPY
    all's good landlord leaves,, 20 minutes later. knock on window!!
    ME--" WTF??"
    movis is over! all we doin is talkin!
    neighbour----" It's 9pm I'm tryin to sleep"
    with my chat to my landlord, I learnt that she's only temporary and leaving on the 26th march,,,
    OH,,,hehehehe,,,,, ,SHE'S a PSYCHOLOGIST
    I almost killed myself, by hearing that,, hoohoo I've met a match,
    I replied to her request " WTF, It's 9 o'clock and were only talking, would you like 40 cents to call someone who cares? or should you start seeing a psychotherapist?""
    I figured that'd hit her a bit...
    funnilly enough, she dissapeared real quick...

    Although I'm pretty good at ******* people over, I think that, today my enemy is a psychologist. and It's time to start to play some real games!! anybody got some real good ideas on what I can do to really **** off someone like this????
    Oh BTW my 32nd B/day is on the 16th Feb (she'll still be my neighbour) I think my place will be real noisy around then, so thats a little ammunition..
    OH and suddenly with my ****ter being 8 inches away from her kitchen, I;ve been feeling the urge to flush it several times at night for no particular reason(I've learnt she sleeps early, I sleep at 3 or 4 AM)(and who's always happy about waking up to the sound of someone taking a **** at 3 in the morning?)
    OH and **** me I forgot to turn off the TV during the night.
    ...and I learnt today,, she doesn't have a rubbish bin,, and shes using mine :-((
    don't forget,,,, she's a psychologist,,,, how can I seriously **** her up???

    Fritz

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    Make a tempary shine with candles and all that... use lots of photos of her... then she'll get to see it when she knocks on the door.

    Re the bin - chuck a couple of off cuts from said shrine and also include a couple of newspaper stalking articles.... now that should mess with her mind

    Terran

    PS If that fails... bang the wall repetadly a few times when she is sleeping - then when she comes round just say you where praying to her your new god

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    hehe,,, thanks for ther ideas,,,)P.S,,I love your install,, your one of my gods) I've learnt that she gets up art 6am, and showers,, that wakes me up,,, '''''how dare she'' I'm trying to sleep ( go to bed 3 am)
    and as for the bin,,,, I got an Idea,,,,, "who the **** are you to use my bin?"
    I think suddenly her rubbish shall end up somewhere else,,, maybe on front step! :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by fritz_fx
    Hey there boys and girls
    let me start this off with a story
    a long time ago in a land far far away (aka last week in Tasmaina, Australia)
    I live in a house (a VERY large house) this house has been cut into 4 units, in total it has 4 loungerooms, 4 bathrooms, 4 kitchens, 4 bathrooms and 7 bedrooms,,,,, all individual,, for the past 2 years there has only been 2 occupants,, me,, and a 70 odd yr old named Vic,,, SO,, good for me,, for the last 2 years I've been able to make as much noise as possible,, and believe me, I HAVE, (glasses and plates vibrate themselves off the sink due to my sound system)
    there Is a small unit directly next to me which is almost always empty up until last week...
    last thursday (MY sunday) I was happily playing a music DVD (trying to see if you can actually vibrate paint off the wall,,"all in the name of science")
    and suddenly I get a knock on my window about the noise (4PM) WTF??
    a new neighbour,, 8 inches away,, bugga
    neighbour-----" I start early, I know you need your music, but I start work real early, would you mind turning it down a bit:??)
    me-------"yeah sure no worries"

    that was last thursday
    I've been nice since then,, I finish work at 11 or 12 pm, when i get home i don't even flush the ****en toilet on the off chance that I'll wake her up coz of the 8 inch difference.
    next thing
    the next week, being the next wednesday,,(my saturday) 6PM a few friends came over,, we decided to watch transporter 2 ( I got a wicked subby) :-))
    I get a knock on the window
    neighbour----"can you turn it down a bit"
    me----"yeah sure. no worries"
    me trying to be nice
    hour later,, knock on door,, friend sez "hehe landlord" me sez hehe no such thing" thing is,, it was!! had chat to landlord,, he has same conclusion,, she's a LOOPY
    all's good landlord leaves,, 20 minutes later. knock on window!!
    ME--" WTF??"
    movis is over! all we doin is talkin!
    neighbour----" It's 9pm I'm tryin to sleep"
    with my chat to my landlord, I learnt that she's only temporary and leaving on the 26th march,,,
    OH,,,hehehehe,,,,, ,SHE'S a PSYCHOLOGIST
    I almost killed myself, by hearing that,, hoohoo I've met a match,
    I replied to her request " WTF, It's 9 o'clock and were only talking, would you like 40 cents to call someone who cares? or should you start seeing a psychotherapist?""
    I figured that'd hit her a bit...
    funnilly enough, she dissapeared real quick...

    Although I'm pretty good at ******* people over, I think that, today my enemy is a psychologist. and It's time to start to play some real games!! anybody got some real good ideas on what I can do to really **** off someone like this????
    Oh BTW my 32nd B/day is on the 16th Feb (she'll still be my neighbour) I think my place will be real noisy around then, so thats a little ammunition..
    OH and suddenly with my ****ter being 8 inches away from her kitchen, I;ve been feeling the urge to flush it several times at night for no particular reason(I've learnt she sleeps early, I sleep at 3 or 4 AM)(and who's always happy about waking up to the sound of someone taking a **** at 3 in the morning?)
    OH and **** me I forgot to turn off the TV during the night.
    ...and I learnt today,, she doesn't have a rubbish bin,, and shes using mine :-((
    don't forget,,,, she's a psychologist,,,, how can I seriously **** her up???

    Fritz
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    You know, you should really flush the toilet after you've used it....
    Unless you're on a water-conserving drive of course - if it's yellow, just let it mellow...
    Is this neighbour sharing the actual house you're in then? If so, you could leave the toilet seat up in half the bathrooms - leave 'em down in the other half, but make sure there's a few drops of **** on them....
    Shavings in the sink, floater in the bowl - just be a total slob...
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    fortunately,, all the units are seperate, there's no ****ter sharing... and I don't pay for the water,, mmmmm I wonder, how can I rig up something to flush it,,, mmmm lets say,, every 20 minutes ( bugga, suddenly i think I have a prostate problem :-))))

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    1. when she is in the middle of a shower, go round with your pyjamas on, knock on the door, when she answers ask her to be quiet as you are trying to sleep. (might just catch in only a towel)

    2. Swap homes with a friend for a couple of days, make sure she seems him and talks to him. BUT he has to say he is you.

    3. Next week swap with another friend (ditto)

    4. next week move back, but swap with friends every other day.

    5. get friends to send you post with local mental hospital postmarks on (that accidentally gets posted to her flat/room. (have the letters make reference to your schizophrenia


    I'm done for now.

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    hehe
    number 1: can't do that, only for the sake of humanity,, she's pretty fkn ugly!!

    I like number 5: think I'll be doing that one!~ but might replace the schizophrenia bit with a homicide bit

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    Quote Originally Posted by fritz_fx
    hehe
    number 1: can't do that, only for the sake of humanity,, she's pretty fkn ugly!!

    I like number 5: think I'll be doing that one!~
    5 would work better with 2-4 done as well.

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    yeah I get number 2 and 4 now (little ****ed ATM, it took me a while)
    I think i need a stunt double
    I'm not sure who I stole my avatar from, but I hope they don't mind, I figured it sums me up perfectly...... a pi$$edIdiot

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