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    Quote Originally Posted by Tidder View Post
    Waa. I don't want to hear you guys whining about paying tickets... when you've been to jail for speeding, come talk to me. Otherwise, just pay the damn things.
    Actually I did end up in jail for a mistake......

    Me and my friend were in her car and she didn't have a license, so I was driving. She talks so f**king much that she actually made me loose concentration. I crossed a 4 lane intersection and some lady drove up the bus lane and ran right into me. It was clearly her fault but the stupid dumb f**k public servant (thats why I prefer police) didn't know what the h3ll she was doing, so I got the ticket. I then went to court and had it all fixed, I had to get SR22 insurance and pay fines. Four years later I went back to court to prove I had 4 years of SR22 insurance and they supposedly cleared my record. I received a special certificate and my license was cleaned. One day while on the way to work a stupid cop pulls me over while I'm sitting at a traffic light for almost 3 minutes. He says I was speeding, and me being very vocal, I said what the f**k, are you that bored that you have to lie and pull me over. I then gave him my license. Almost 10 minutes went by and next thing you know, I have 5 cops with guns drawn all around me. They ask me to get out and arrest me, I was like what the h3ll is going on. He states I have a warrant and I tell him hes a dumb a$$. He then tells me I have to have my truck towed to impound and that I am such a nasty person. Seeing that I knew no one had the spare key to my car and couldn't get it out of impound, I decided to be nice and apologized for my out bursts and kindly asked him to park my car in a gas station parking lot. He kindly did so. On the way to jail I was telling him how its so dumb that the police do not update the systems correctly and that they have to access so many different ones. I was then processed by this stupid f**k that had no concept of proper English and he was constantly mocking me (I speak very very proper English, and most people in Miami don't seem to understand the concept). He then decided to take out his frustration on my PPC 6700 and actually broke it. I was then processed and put in this cell with a man that just wouldn't shut up. He just kept talking and talking. Finally someone else was thrown in the cell also and he went and talked him to death. I was then lead to this room that had alot of people sitting in there and being asked medical questions, thankfully having a dying heart helped in my favor, that most of the time I sat in some medical area. But before going there I was amused at all the stupid stories and this one guy that looked so feminine was acting like he was some big macho, and the whole time I was thinking, damn their gonna f**k him like crazy, hes way to pretty. Then i decided to flag down a CO (correctional officer) and ask what should I do. I told her why I was there and she said if your innocent I would stay. So I said ok. They then handcuffed me to the chatter box that talked me to death earlier and they stuck us in a van. I was like were are we going, and he said to the big jail were all the hardened criminals are at. At this point I wasn't amused and ****ed off. We got out and I immediately started to clench my chest. I was escorted to the medical area and I tried to fake it as long as I could. Then after 2 hours I went back to some little falling apart cell where some guy was having a heart attack because he was scared to pee. I was like, I'm not going to look if thats what your worried about. He then went pee, and then I went pee. I was then lead upstairs to a huge cell filled with like 60 plus people. I was horrified by the smell and dirtiness. I then walked in and decided to stay next to the chatter box guy. Eventually I went to the back because I couldn't take the talking anymore. Then I was informed that there were something called head masters, something like that, and you have to listen to what they say or else. There were 4 in this cell, 2 seemed cool, I stayed on their side, and the other was a drag queen and the last was this huge 6.5 foot guy, he was hugeeeeeeeeeeee. Anyways I was there for 2 days and made good friends with most. The only nasty people were the guards, they were mean no matter what. I then saw the judge and plead not guilty. They asked why and I told my story and explained that if it wasn't fixed on my end then why is my license still valid (in order to get it valid, I would have had to present the certificate to the DMV, which I did 4 years ago). They saw this, apologized and dropped that case. They then asked me how I plead for the speeding, which I was stopped in the first place for. I said you have to be kidding me, I was sitting at a stop light for almost 3 minutes when he pulled me over, I wasn't even moving. He said OK, case dismissed. We then had to go through a mission and wait to be released and thats when this 450 pound girl officer threatened to knock my head off for smiling. Just to be fresh I said I understand and started to to scan her whole body, by doing so I was implying that shes a b!+ch because shes a fat monster, and she got the point and stomped away. I was then released after changing cells almost 8 times. First thing I did was go home and take the longest pee and $h!t in my life, once I got to the big cell with 60 plus people, i held it in. I then went to get my truck and thankfully it was still there.
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    OMG that's a long story... I'll come back and finish it after lunch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tidder View Post
    OMG that's a long story... I'll come back and finish it after lunch.
    i recommend way after lunch because you may laugh up food.
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    They might be using a new radar band, most detectors only pick up x, k, and ka bands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HiJackZX1 View Post
    What you mean, you have to breasts to help you. Just make sure there sticking out, unbutton one button so the officer can see down in there and talk like your a complete airhead. Im sure he'll let you off. I have to assume they have ticket clinics in NY, they are worst drivers then FL (or at least from what I see on TV). I may not be $65.00 like down here though, but Im sure it isnt that much higher either. I agree, once you build up tickets and pay them, they will know your a speed demon and make it hard for you.
    NY people drive like champs. Same with NJ people. They drive fast and with a "get the fcuk out of my way" attitude which is great -- keeps things moving. I know, I'm from NY
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