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Thread: ***The OFFICIAL Chuck Norris Thread***

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    ***The OFFICIAL Chuck Norris Thread***

    As many of you already know, Chuck Norris has recently died...

    http://poststuff5.entensity.net/0130...norrisdead.jpg

    ...in his memory I suggest that we post some facts about him in order to properly remember what a great man he was.

    I'll start...

    Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

    Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.
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    I never liked Chuck Norris. Oh, the P.S. says he's not dead anyway. clicky
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    Save a condolence for Chris Penn who died last week
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    Amen to that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti
    Save a condolence for Chris Penn who died last week
    Amen.

    Would you like me to start a condolence thread?...because this is the Chuck Norris thread...
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    FAKE... but good one... Did you read the text? Funny ****...

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    - Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

    - Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

    - Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris underware

    - When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

    - Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3onDubs
    Amen.

    Would you like me to start a condolence thread?...because this is the Chuck Norris thread...
    Good plan
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    The best one ever:

    Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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