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    Valentines message

    1. Thought that I could love no other
    That is until I met your brother.

    2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
    bowl's empty and so is your head.


    3. Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your
    face


    4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with
    you, because I was ****ed.


    5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    This describes everything you are not

    6. I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face

    7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at
    telling lies!

    8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life

    9. I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming

    10. My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?

    11. My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to
    hell"

    12. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime

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    10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
    But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

    9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
    Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

    8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
    In hopes that, later, you'd be my w h o r e.

    7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

    6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
    Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat a s s.

    5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
    But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!

    4. Through all the things that came to pass
    Our love has grown. . . but so's you’re a s s.

    3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
    I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

    2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
    So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

    1. If you think that hickey looks like a
    blister
    You should check out the one that
    I gave to your sister!

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