What have you been arrested for? (Game)

**nkotch** · 03-15-2006, 12:08 AM

Well, Nik ("Nick") alread took most of mine

but here are some other fun ones further down in google...

Nick was arrested for climbing on top of the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile wearing a pig mask and screaming, “Meat is murder!

Nick was arrested For a DUI and blamed The ordeal On his ex-girlfriend Paris Hilton

Nick was arrested for sleeping on campus because He was too poor to obtain housing for a while

**rev2** · 03-15-2006, 12:15 AM

David, was arrested for beating her in the hull of that boat for years.

David was arrested for the brutal murder of a nursing assistant in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

David was arrested for no discernible reason, having committed no crime and, in fact, without there having been a crime for him to have been arrested on

DAVID was arrested for public intoxication at Denny's, 2137 N. Fremont.

David was arrested for drunk driving

**sfay93** · 03-15-2006, 02:28 AM

Steve was arrested for performing his now infamous stunt, The Butterfly, in which he staples his scrotum to his leg.

In June of 1969, Steve was arrested for exposing his penis to a group of school children.

Steve was arrested for lewd behavior after he exposed himself in the dining room of the retirement home where the jazz ensemble he played drums in was performing.

**Fusion-One** · 03-15-2006, 04:03 AM

Jared was arrested for public intoxication and possession of less. than 1 oz. of marijuana

Wait.. what'd you say about google?

**jcdillin** · 03-15-2006, 07:24 AM

Jeremiah Arrested for Treason When the Chaldean army was leaving Jerusalem

Heh, thats pretty cool

**got2liv4him** · 03-16-2006, 08:58 AM

Roger was arrested for cocaine possession while his brother was governor, embarrassed the family--and nation--by pretending to be a country singer

Roger was arrested for attending Mass and then banished from England. He died in Flanders (modern-day Belgium), leaving Anne alone and almost destitute.

Roger was arrested for a crime he had not committed, he was tried and convicted in a court that suppressed all exculpatory evidence

Roger was arrested for the crime

Eventually, Roger was arrested for drug possession. Then he was charged with drunk driving and ended up in a treatment program.

The young couple was soon separated when Roger was arrested for recusancy

**DarquePervert** · 03-16-2006, 09:19 AM

John was arrested for the Wonderland murders in December 4, 1981, went on trial in May 20, 1982 and was acquitted on June 16, 1982. ...
Wow! Acquitted! Yay for me!

John was arrested for “maintaining a common nuisance” based upon the discovery of twenty pounds of marijuana in his apartment
That would be a nuiscance?!?!?!?!

John was arrested for unpaid debts and sent to the well known debtors prison in Marshalsea Road, The Borough, near London Bridge
How do I get extradited to England? I've never even been to England!!!!

When they were about to open the safe deposit box, John was arrested for being Romulus and taken to jail.
Being Romulus is a crime? Isn't Romulus a planet in the Star Trek universe? So being a planet is a crime? How do you arrest someone for impersonating a planet?

But, that dream may be over for in June of 2003, John was arrested for fifth degree possession of methampheamine. John knew he had a problem and also knew ...
Those damn blue-collar tweakers!

He got married and moved to Mexico, where John was arrested for writing a bad check, for which he was imprisoned 7 years.
The moral of this story is: Carry traveler's checks in Mexico!

After a corrupt officer was killed, John was arrested for the murder.
Holy ****!

That's it. I'm done. I kill a cop and it's over.

**Scouse Monkey** · 03-16-2006, 03:09 PM

Andy ****** was little arrested for DUI. When asked by a cop if he'd been drinking, his response was, "Plenty." - haha cool!

Andy Clit , commonly known as the "Phantom ****ter", is currently being held in custody and is facing charges of 25 counts of public indecency for defecating in public.

When questioned, Clit replied with, "Yes, it was I who shat in the shower." - hmm thats one of those joke ones!

thats all i can be arsed doing...

will do scouse ones later!

**will1384** · 03-16-2006, 03:52 PM

William was arrested for a psychotic episode - sounds about right

William was arrested for passing forged notes

William was arrested for a Gun charge in 1995 - yea

William was arrested for urinating under a tree in a park - yep

William was arrested for drug trafficking - hells yea

William was arrested for collecting money for SACTU work and for "obstructing"

William was arrested for battery - yea, I am a arsehole

William was arrested for sexually molesting an 11-year-old girl at knifepoint
- NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!