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    Variable Bitrate will1384's Avatar
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    I would just be happy getting laid - by a one eyed, one leg,
    toothless whore - as long as she is not fat

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    Quote Originally Posted by will1384
    I would just be happy getting laid - by a one eyed, one leg,
    toothless whore - as long as she is not fat
    Yeah, toothless is the best because you dont have to worry about her biting you're **** off.....

    Peace,

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    what smells in here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tj!2k4
    what smells in here?
    I think that like 96% us agreed that you do....



    Peace,

    Rafster

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    Raw Wave tj!2k4's Avatar
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    thanks for the reminder. *sniff*sniff*

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    Quote Originally Posted by tj!2k4
    thanks for the reminder. *sniff*sniff*


    Peace,

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    Quote Originally Posted by tj!2k4
    what smells in here?
    AMD XP 2600+/512MB RAM/120GB hard drive
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rafster
    Yeah, toothless is the best because you dont have to worry about her biting you're **** off.....

    Peace,

    Rafster
    well i have been rimmed and had a girl shove her tongue my my *** but get into a situation where she could 'bite my **** off' that's jsut sick dude!

    damn gang bangers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Monkey
    well i have been rimmed and had a girl shove her tongue my my *** but get into a situation where she could 'bite my **** off' that's jsut sick dude!

    damn gang bangers!


    I've heard of that **** happening. It's crazy.... I guess I'm taking over you're spot of nasty posts on the forum.....

    Peace,

    Rafster

    P.S. Do you know who that chick is in your avy? She's hot as freakin hell!

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    bwhahaha. you are welcome to it. i got to get all this dusgusting chat out of my head incase i ever meet a female!

    as for the girl in the avvy, no idea. i jsut saw her and thought she was pretty damn hot so grabbed the pic!

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