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    ...bastards....
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    So they want to play rough

    I take the fork out of my neck and through it hard into the back of QUattro's good leg as he runs out. He falls at the door. I look at LostReception, who's otherwise engaged with a spoon, decide, maybe the best way to deal with this ISN'T with physcial damage...

    I drag Quattro outside, whose screams make a little girl sound manly, Take that USB cord i beat 3g Jester with, who is still laying there for some reason, and hog tie him. After finding Lostreception's Scion xB, I place quattro in the back, making sure to *accdeintly* close the door on his screamign head, just to shut him up a bit. Me and high pitched shirlls don't go well after the novelty wears off. I go to the front of the xB, turn it on, as Lostreception left the keys in the van for a quick getaway, and do a little set up like Quattro did for poor brady with GPS secure. Then i get lazy, realizing that i don't care enough to track it or learn new software, and decide to choose a random direction. Then i remember that a car either goes forwards or backwards,m so i choose backwards. Take out a screw in the dash and eove the steering wheel ebcause, well, its a Scion, i mean, really, two screws hold the dash together! I use the wheel to prop the gas pedal down, keeping the screw ofcourse. I wae bye bye to Quatttro...and LostReceptions Scion ...as they disappear into the darkness, and go home to nurse my wounds and staop crying like a little girl, as i reportedly do that. Plus i gotta see if Enforcer's name is in thtat jokebook i stole ooff some guys in the club.

    Lost is still inside as he sees his scion race by the window, followed by me in my G. You're right, i did deserve it for that roundhouse kick, but you started this!

    Sucks for 3g...he's the only person who's semi concious for Lost to take his vengence out on...

    Quattro, if you get up in time, and can untie yourself, tuck and roll!
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    i walk over to 3g ready to rumble then i hear gen factor talking about fight post ..... what!
    /me looks up is that quote from fight post in his sig. rule number one and 2 have been broken.

    /me gets on the phone Hey...
    Scouse Monkey edrex Quattro Chris31 Motoko Enforcer xBrady ACHIEVER h221
    Tidder DarquePervert ODYSSEY lez e39dream GEN_ORION 3g Jester Escalade182
    and sama

    i think we have a problem ::evin grin::
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    Quote Originally Posted by Genesisfactor
    Lost is still inside as he sees his scion race by the window, followed by me in my G. You're right, i did deserve it for that roundhouse kick, but you started this!


    Quattro, if you get up in time, and can untie yourself, tuck and roll!
    Seeing them trundle past in tractors I wake up and start my engine, the smell of burning canola oil fills the air as I spin round and go after them, its taken me days to recovey from quattro's last rib tickling experience.

    after a short sprint I jump out the car into his, untie him and throw him out the door, jump down and give a swift kick to the nuts, a kick to the ribs, a kick to the head, then another kick to the nuts, after decideing this is becoming repetative I bend down and pick him up, deciding to knock him into the middle of next week, I start to pummel his face as a form of beauty therapy, hitting him so hard he almost gets knocked into the middle of next week, but only goes as far another thread Led Bulb

    I walk back to my car, and try to start the engine, DAMN THESE FRENCH CARS!
    Lez, more widely known as flez1966

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    Enforcer steps up, takes note of Losts cry and agrees, we certainly do have a problem.

    The problem is with you Lost, you are making records of who's in and who's out, which is strictly against the rules, it may be an unwritten rule but it's still a rule.

    Enforcer snaps Losts pencil. No more record keeping for you.

    Lost starts to cry, "My nanny gave that to me, just before she died"

    "Oh really what did she die of?" asks Enforcer

    "Lead poisoning" snarls Lost as he tries to stab Enforcer with the pointed end of the broken pencil.

    But Enforcer was just too quick and rubs him out with an eraser.

    "Now where is the Stationery cupboard, so I can load up on some more weapons of Math destruction?"

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    *t-bags enforcer when he least expects it*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Escalade182
    *t-bags enforcer when he least expects it*
    i hope you know what t-bagging is
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    grabs enforcer and knocks him out while he is lying there i lift him up and bash his head against a chair lying across the room

    i then swiftly tie him to the chair and place his bare feet in a bucket of cold water. surround him with some electrically fautly Ebay SP716 screens and hope for the best

    Almost dead,he comes to and sees a shiny screen picks it up and zaps the **** outta himself. "**** it worked like a defribulator on and old corpse and restarted his heart ! "

    I decide to use this to my advantage and let him know what he just did
    That should kill him

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