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    Quote Originally Posted by Enforcer
    still say there is noting wrong with gooseberry tea.
    I grab enforcer's stupid girly tea and break it over his big head. With a tea bottle stabbed into his head enforcer becomes understandably angry. I summon the powers of Chuck Norris (tahts right *****, I said it) and with one mighty roundhouse kick to the face his head explodes. Amazingly he is still standing, so I rip out his heart and knock him down with it. I then sever his testes and sew them onto a necklace, proudly wearing it around my neck. I will add more balls to the necklace as time allows.
    current system: car2pc adapter playing aux in for a sansa fuze media player. simple. cheap. effective.

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    at which point the balls around his neck press ever increasingly tighter until no gasses can pass through his throat. Thus causing asphyxiation. he turns blue.

    where upon a group of smurf bounty hunters arrive and take his lifeless body away.

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    Felling that e39dream was taking things OTT and being like that kid in the playground that everyone hates as he thinks he is invincible I [Scouse] walk back in the room calmly, putting on an elbow length rubber glove as I approach e39dream from behind.

    (you can see whats coming now kids)

    Next thing e39dream knows is his feet are off the gorund and he has the piercing pain right up his back passage. Absolutely paralysed by pain all he can do is flap his arms and scream like a little girl having her toenails pulled as scouse walks up to the nearest window and launches him head first through it.

    Outside is Brady waiting with a big piece of telegraph pole sized wood which he swings at just the right time (guaged by hearing e39's screams as he headed towards the window) and smacks e39 right in the face as he heads towards him amongst borken glass.

    The force of the blow (due to bradys impressive strength - monkey muscle density) E39 is then thrust back through the window and enters the room head first only to be met by scouses rubber gloved fist which goes straight into E39s mouth. Scouse then calmy pulls out his hand, leaving E39 to choke on the glove covered in his own blood and faeces and heads off to the pub with brady for a pitcher of beer and a good old laugh about the old times when the mighty frodo was around.

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    unforyunately scouse and brady had not realised that it was not e39dream as he had already been taken away by the smurf bounty hunters. The poor sod was in fact . . . . .


























    .....motoko.

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    brady and scouse heard the news via text when they were drinking..

    "oh well, they said" as they ordered another pitcher...and then called the Smurfs and told them to give E39 some special treatment involving colonic irrigations and chocolate and nut milk shakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by lostreception
    i walk over to 3g ready to rumble then i hear gen factor talking about fight post ..... what!
    /me looks up is that quote from fight post in his sig. rule number one and 2 have been broken.

    /me gets on the phone Hey...
    Scouse Monkey edrex Quattro Chris31 Motoko Enforcer xBrady ACHIEVER h221
    Tidder DarquePervert ODYSSEY lez e39dream GEN_ORION 3g Jester Escalade182
    and sama

    i think we have a problem ::evin grin::
    No, i just think its great to quote a mod saying that! I swear, i said nothing! One in your group of phone buddies did spill, but i'm not telling who cause it was funny.

    You're just ****ed about your car... Look, i laugh at you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lez
    Seeing them trundle past in tractors I wake up and start my engine, the smell of burning canola oil fills the air as I spin round and go after them, its taken me days to recovey from quattro's last rib tickling experience.

    after a short sprint I jump out the car into his, untie him and throw him out the door, jump down and give a swift kick to the nuts, a kick to the ribs, a kick to the head, then another kick to the nuts, after decideing this is becoming repetative I bend down and pick him up, deciding to knock him into the middle of next week, I start to pummel his face as a form of beauty therapy, hitting him so hard he almost gets knocked into the middle of next week, but only goes as far another thread Led Bulb

    I walk back to my car, and try to start the engine, DAMN THESE FRENCH CARS!
    You know, you could have just watched and laughed as we test the validitiy of the scion's crash rating wiht him as the dummy...but i guess that works too.

    @ enforcer's rubbing out of Lost...wait, are you sure i stole HIS joke book??? He can have it back if he wants...hell i'll buy him another one. after what happened to motoko and e39dreamI mean, one of you guys do realize that when e39dream broke Enforcer's t-bag, he really busted....yeah....that's not a pleasant thought.

    BTW, i'm still at home, i've learned a more manly cray, and bought a cup as i realize now that my ability to rear children is at risk in this club. I like the capability of gettin it on.
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    monkey business

    I'm feeling a lil tension from "Scouse Monkey" this evening. I went out and got all blazed up and thought about how to rectify the situation. Heres what I see happening- first I grab ol scousy by the nape of the neck like a mother would a kitten. Then I get in closer to him- close enough to grind my stubbly whiskers into his ear as I tell him"listen you maggot- first things first. I'm an american and I've been dying to know, what does scouse mean? Don't make me beat you for info again. And no I'm not going to ****in for scouse, you're tellin me" I then proceed to knock mr S. Monkey ****less with a elbow to the jaw. He collapses, giving me time to set up. I drop trousers and bend over in front of him- his grossly perverted eyes widening in anticipation. I grunt louder than a grizzly bear with bad hemmoroids and shoot out four flaming chair legs from my anus like a machine gun. I then leave him with the chair legs protruding from his corpse, patting him on the head and thanking him for linking me to the goatse man or whatever he calls himself. Machine gun *** for the win!
    current system: car2pc adapter playing aux in for a sansa fuze media player. simple. cheap. effective.

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