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  1. #151
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    why the hell did you stick chair legs up your butt? I mean, you've seen Blade, right? they've got guns for that!
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    ****in assholes, ganging up on me.
    I'll be back, I yelled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by e39dream
    I'm feeling a lil tension from "Scouse Monkey" this evening. I went out and got all blazed up and thought about how to rectify the situation. Heres what I see happening- first I grab ol scousy by the nape of the neck like a mother would a kitten. Then I get in closer to him- close enough to grind my stubbly whiskers into his ear as I tell him"listen you maggot- first things first. I'm an american and I've been dying to know, what does scouse mean? Don't make me beat you for info again. And no I'm not going to ****in for scouse, you're tellin me" I then proceed to knock mr S. Monkey ****less with a elbow to the jaw. He collapses, giving me time to set up. I drop trousers and bend over in front of him- his grossly perverted eyes widening in anticipation. I grunt louder than a grizzly bear with bad hemmoroids and shoot out four flaming chair legs from my anus like a machine gun. I then leave him with the chair legs protruding from his corpse, patting him on the head and thanking him for linking me to the goatse man or whatever he calls himself. Machine gun *** for the win!

    I'm not there you dumb *****!

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    jjh221 runs in and sucker punches scouse in the jaw, then runs out.
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    i'm not there! and i am gonna hunt you down jj and give you a good kicking for that!

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    *over the Quattro's cellphone, which i jacked after sending him careening down the road, cause i'm at home* guys, last i heard he's at the pub, let him enjoy his last drink, then you can sucker punch him all you want.
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    whilst Genesisfactor was babbling on, I grabed him by the nostrils and punched his forehead a couple of times. just before he passed out, and whilst he was in a suspended state between pain and lala land, I farted in his face.

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    *walks over to the stereo and puts on his Wham! greatest hits cd*

    suhhweeet!
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    ...calls sama on his phone just as he farts triggering a spark in the vibration motor which lights the fart and flames gf's face!

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    .. seeks matrix-kung-fu revenge. converts himself to bits and bytes, and goes into scouse's ear through the phone call, then gives him a permenant twitching of the neck by modifing his tiny brain.

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