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    like a phoenix scouse rises from the...well diamond as the ashes have been compressed....he is now 99.9% diamond and takes his revenge on darque who should have know better then to attack scouse!

    Darque is terrified.....scouse/I pick up his slightly portly body () and snaps his spine over my knee. I then squeeze his head like a melon until it pops and post his bollocks back to his missus who deep fries them and has them for dinner. His little penis is now on ebay

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    Enforcer walks in the room, has a look around at all the spare body parts. See's a PUG 306 parked in the corner, big hole in the dash.

    That's handy Harry he says and proceeds to shovel all the spare body parts in said hole in said car.


    Much better he says, that car has never looked so good or been so useful.



    He ducks as Scouse swings a miss timed roundhouse kick in his direction. And counters with a sharp put down while also telling him to calm down, calm down eh?

    Dark Pervert waddles up and before he can make any meaningful move Enforcer reminds him that My SQL err, really is a default forum title, at which point DP in respect.


    Enforcer exits right.

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    and scouse smacks the half dead DP back to the ground before he can get up

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    /me hurls a brick at Enforcer's oversized melon as he walks away, delighting in the crunching sound of masonry shattering Enforcer's skull.

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    jjh jumps in the middle grabs DP backwards by the arms. Puts his face into the curb and gives him a good stomp. Then jj pulls out his 9 and shoot scouse in the foot. Laughts but then realizes he only had one bullet.
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    haha you pussys left. I win.
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    as I entered the room I see jjh221 by himself. he thought he had some privacy playign with a dildo, so I shoved it down his throat and choked him.

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    scouse came back with a new pair of trainers and inserted the bloodied pair into JJh's ***! and walked off again for a smoothie.

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    But on his way out he was stopped by a uniformed police officer.


    "Is that your car sir" he said pointing to the pug 306 with the dismembered body parts stuck in the dash.

    "Oh no my mistake" said the officer as he took a closer look "It appears to have a working PC in it".

    "Bloody cheek" said Scouse while swinging his right arm wildly in the general direction of the officer.


    The officer ducked, which was a mistake, as Scouses knee came up and hit him squarely on the jaw.


    Just then Enforcer stepped back in the room took one look around, saw jjh221 choking on a dildo, went over retrieved dildo and handed it over to the semi concious officer "Here's your truncheon back mate, try not to lose it gain", he said.

    E then threw a knowing look at scouse, which scouse failed to catch and it hit him on the left temple knocking him stone cold.

    Enforcer exited stage left.

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    scouse got up and legged it before the rest of the fuzz arrived - like his mother had taught him. but on leaving he turned to the room and said "I'll be back" - hehe, he had always wanted to say that!

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