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    cooks barbque shrimp for everyone
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    Quote Originally Posted by xBrady View Post
    *Takes chair and slams it over Enforcers head.
    *Checks to see if he has any sense in him yet; Nope.
    *Slams chair again over enforcers head, shattering it into hundreds of pieces.
    Enforcers head is throbbing, must be all the pr0n he has to watch.


    Oh no it's xBrady hitting his head with a chair.

    Enforcer puts dick back in trousers to stop xBrady hitting it with a chair again, but not before ****ing all over xBrady.

    "That's for taking the ****" he says


    with that xBrady melts due to all the acid produced from the excess of soda drinks.

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    Genesis Factor ducks out from under the acid ****.
    "Europeans," he mutters, "No sense of class."
    Taking a bbq shrimp and realizing its the same size as the acid spraying protubernce, Genesis giggles to himself- then throws the BBQ pit at the melting xBrady. A stream of fire flows up Enforcer's **** stream and bbq's HIS shrimp...and then its owner. Enforcer runs out the room- followed by two grenades which explode after i close the door. Genesis shakes his head as he walks back to a stunned Motoko, who witnessed the whole sick episode.
    "...Europeans. Two birds, one stone. And they say westerner's aren't efficient." Genesis shrugs, offering motoko one of his BBQ Shrimp. The nervous Motoko makes a false move, a move just a little too fast in the wrong direction...

    The sunbeams of a new morning gently illuminate the darkened walls of the charred room. The unrecognizable mass, surrounded by acid scarred wood, of xbrady's remains marks the beginning of an interesting black scorring that leads out ther door, which was blown in by two powerful detonations fomr the outside. And there lay motoko, poor nervous motoko, who had a shrimp replace his brain because of one false move...
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    I walk in and laugh thinking that Enforcer is talking about Motoko!

    Seeing that the room is empty I declare myself the winner and duck out unscathed.
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    unfortunately this time the barman did have nails, and a bloody big hammer to boot and promptly nailed edrex's beak to the counter. This put him a very perilous position should some chumba loving ex convict walk in having just been let out of jail.

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    Luckily for me, the beak was just part of a duck costume I was wearing at the time (don't ask!) so I slipped off the mask, grabbed the hammer, snuck into the bathroom where Enforcer was desparately trying to urinate to no avail, and promptly nailed shut the stall door after throwing a dozen angry badgers in with him. "Hope they are nice to your mushroom mushroom!" I quipped as I walked away.
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    Luckily as soon as enforcer showed them his snake then ran under the cubicle door catching up with edrex as he sneaked away. They then sett about him with vigor.

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    Upon my minions return, I found that they could not in good conscience attack a Fully grown man with a toddlers trouser snake and agreed that he had been punished plenty by any women he had ever shown it to.
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