Thread: Funny Comic Strip

I got some dumb *** that calls trying to sell me Dish TV when I have
had it for years - they play a recording and ask you to press 1 to get
sales - I do and tell them to take me off there list - but they try to
hang up before I say it - they have called for about a year at 9am
and later at 3pm - I work the night shift - I am to the point that I
am going to play along to find were there at - and ______________

well I cant say - the cops may read this -

I guess I could sue them - but thats not as fun

Haha luckily here telemarketing towards people who have expressed their will not to be targeted is forbidden. Atleast once legistlation is on side of consumers so rafster no PMing me about buttplugs on sale or ull be sued

hahahah I used to telemarket for State Farm . I remember all the weird responses ppl gave me.

when I was about 16 or 17 in the mid 90s there was some dude
selling shareware CD roms that called me - I told him no but he kept
talking - I told him that I only liked freeware, but he kept talking
- after about 20 min of that - I was bored - but it was a little funny
I keep telling him no - then he starts yelling and going crazy, buy that
time I am laughing and start making fun of him - I hear him hit stuff
I tell him that I am bone-ing his mom and I have to because his
penis is to small to please her any more - I hear AHHH AHHHH YOU
BASTARD I KILL YOU - once he responded like that I knew I had
him hooked - I kept on about his mom - and then about his dad
it lasted about 30min - and then he just left the phone off the hook
and I hear him break stuff, throwing stuff and screaming

if was funny as hell

I know - I wish I had a way back then to record it

later on I took an old speaker phone and put a line out in it
but I used it to record video game cheat hot lines LOL

I might have to do that again -

Originally Posted by wizardPC

Tennessee instituted a "no call" list circa 1999. The law was written in such a way that if you were on the list and someone called you, that caller was personally liable for a $500 fine, and most of that would go to "victim." Man, I had some real fun with that one:

Ring Ring

"hello?"

"Yes, sir, I was wondering if I could talk to you for a minute about our wonderful electric *** scratchers?"

"Why, certainly. And what was your name?"

"My name is Jim. Our electric a...."

"And what company do you work for, Jim?"

"Acme international, makers of the finest elec..."

"That's great, Jim. Hey, when can I expect my check?"

"Huh?"

"Well, Jim, of Acme international, you called someone on the Tennessee do not call list, therefore you owe me $500. When can I expect my check?"

click

Worked every time.

Well I worked for State Farm a few years ago, and we had to be soo careful about not calling someone on the Do Not Call Registry.... we had to type in each # on some website to check and make sure they werent there....

But on another story, the most ackward situation is when you call someone and there spouse picks up and says that the person you're looking for is dead, has been dead for many years, and just sits there talking about that person for the next half hour. No joke.. I called a lady and she sat there for a half hour talking about her dead husband Bob...... After many apoliigies I hung up... The funny thing was... was she wasnt even mad.... just a bit sad I guess......