Erection Keeps Burglar Out Of Jail

**Rafster** · 06-01-2006, 02:28 AM

From NewsVault.com

Here's a new one - a burglar has escaped a prison sentence, because he suffers from a permanent erection.

Maurice Baumann, who is 32 years of age, was sentenced to one year in jail for burgling homes in the town of Bielefeld in Germany.

But he seems to have escaped the prison time after entering hospital as an "emergency case" for his "condition". Even after a week of treatment, doctors at the hospital admitted they were only able to get his manhood down to "half-mast".

Speaking about the problem, Baumann told a court in Bielefeld: "I woke up one morning with a hard-on. I didn't think anything of it - that happens to men a lot. But mine never went down". Doctors revealed that they used medication and stuck needles in the penis for 90 minutes in an attempt to reduce its size. But five minutes later it was erect again.

Taking this into account, the court ruled that he could stay out of jail while his problem persisted but the chief prosecutor of Bielefeld was not happy. The chief prosecutor, Harald Krahmoeller, said: "Only patients with acute medical problems can stay out of jail and I don't regard him as an acute case. I hope to have him behind bars within two weeks".

WTF???

**Puffanug** · 06-01-2006, 03:29 AM

and what were you searching for when you found this tidbit of information?

Hum....

**Rafster** · 06-01-2006, 03:32 AM

Originally Posted by Puffanug

and what were you searching for when you found this tidbit of information?

Hum....

HAHAHA

I actually visit thenewsvault.com pretty often...

It was a "related stories" link at the bottom of another article I was reading

Peace,

Rafster

**Puffanug** · 06-01-2006, 03:37 AM

Uh-huh... LOL

Laughing my way to 100 posts....

**Rafster** · 06-01-2006, 03:38 AM

Originally Posted by Puffanug

Uh-huh... LOL

Laughing my way to 100 posts....

Actually, posts in Off Topic don't add to your post count....

Peace,

Rafster

**will1384** · 06-01-2006, 04:23 AM

I aways hear that if your on viagra and have a boner for
longer than 4 hours - go to the doctor

but I know dam well I have had sex for more than 4 hours
without losing wood - and without using any thing special

so a viagra boner must be different some how

and this guy had a boner for a week or more

interesting

**Rafster** · 06-01-2006, 04:25 AM

Originally Posted by will1384

I aways hear that if your on viagra and have a boner for
longer than 4 hours - go to the doctor

but I know dam well I have had sex for more than 4 hours
without losing wood - and without using any thing special

so a viagra boner must be different some how

and this guy had a boner for a week or more

interesting

All I can say is "OUCH", that **** starts to hurt/be really uncomfortable after a while....

Peace,

Rafster

**will1384** · 06-01-2006, 04:35 AM

Originally Posted by Rafster

All I can say is "OUCH", that **** starts to hurt/be really uncomfortable after a while....

Peace,

Rafster

with the right lube, any thing is possible

You know the funny part is only my legs and arms hurt,
the next day, ------- holding my self up - LOL

Here are some good news sites -

www.fark.com

and

www.fazed.net

**Rafster** · 06-01-2006, 04:38 AM

Originally Posted by will1384

with the right lube, any thing is possible

You know the funny part is only my legs and arms hurt,
the next day, ------- holding my self up - LOL

Here are some good news sites -

www.fark.com

and

www.fazed.net

, I was talking about having wood for too long....

Peace,

Rafster

**Grimoire** · 06-01-2006, 04:45 AM

Have you ever tried to **** with wood? How did he manage? Just arc it in? I feel for this guy, really I do, I mean....poor guy.
And isnt it scientific that after you ejaculate, you loose wood almost 90% of the time...I see a solution for this guy!