20. What makes Teflon stick to the pan?
21. Why do convenience stores have locks on the doors if they're open 24 hours a day?
1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
22:If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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23. Why do you park in the driveway and drive on a parkway?
24. Hey Tidder... has your avatar always been wiping his butt? Or am I just that oblivious?
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25. If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
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26. If a tree falls on a mime in the forest, does anyone care?
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27. Why do we call a pair of pants a pair, when there is only one.
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