I Wish..........

**Tidder** · 08-10-2006, 02:06 PM

Granted. You've made up your mind, and now you're out of the closet.

I wish I was an oscar mayer weiner.

**breaker021** · 08-10-2006, 02:23 PM

Granted. But you are now the weiner of a dog named Oscar Mayer!

I wish I could kick my mp3car.com / computer addiction...
- sh00k

**jjh221** · 08-10-2006, 02:32 PM

granted, then you go through withdraws. You then go insane.

I wish I could program how long my hair grows.

**Tidder** · 08-10-2006, 02:33 PM

Granted, but the program was poorly written, and you turn into bigfoot with no eyebrows.

I wish I had a dilly bar.

**jjh221** · 08-10-2006, 02:35 PM

granted but its so hot that you try to take a bite it falls off the stick and onto the ground where it forms a puddle of your hopes and dreams.

I wish i could think of another wish

**breaker021** · 08-10-2006, 02:42 PM

Granted. The wish you newly thunk of is to be turned into gay fat dude with a sasquatch-sex fetish.

I wish i could stop laughing at work...
- sh00k

**ODYSSEY** · 08-10-2006, 02:43 PM

granted, but now all you can think about is spacedocking.

I wish everybody had a donkey.

**evandude** · 08-10-2006, 02:46 PM

Granted, everyone gets one but you, and then nobody likes you because you're the weird guy with no donkey.

I wish the all the socket A mATX board manufacturers would stop removing f--king S3 standby from every board