I Wish..........

**breaker021** · 08-10-2006, 04:00 PM

Granted - you are now neither here nor there but you are everywhere: You have been transformed into a 19,042 lb human land inhabiting hippotamous.

I wish starbucks was cheaper.
- sh00k

**yrean** · 08-10-2006, 04:09 PM

Granted but then they no longer have one every other block and it costs you more money in gas then the money you saved on your coffee just to get there.

I wish breaker was quicker at typing (points above his post)

**edrex** · 08-10-2006, 04:18 PM

Granted but now he just mashes his hands on the keyboard. dsfgmngrsnmkgsranbkgbnmkgbnmklg;bnmklgsdvanlk;sdgn kl;bsnklb;

I wish it was next wed. (taking the kids to Disneyland!).

**BoyNextDoor** · 08-10-2006, 04:22 PM

Granted, but Minie sarts sexually harassing you in front of your kids

I wish I would not have to wish when i have no idea of what to wish for...

**edrex** · 08-10-2006, 04:24 PM

Granted, but now you can't post in this thread anymore.

I wish my pocket was full of real money.

**yrean** · 08-10-2006, 05:22 PM

granted but pennies weigh alot and they end up tearing a hole in the bottom of your pocket allowing all 91 cent to fall out on the street.

I wish I had a pocket full of singles in a strip club that only features the best women dancers.

**edrex** · 08-10-2006, 05:43 PM

Granted, but a recent spinal chord injury leaves you blind and without feeling so all you do is lose all your money.

I wish I had a multi meter that worked.