Thread: I Wish..........

Granted, but then they now understand exactly you mean when you talk, and you keep getting slapped in the face.



I wish I could finish typi.........

Granted, You are now the Green Giant... Too bad his TV career died in the early 90s and no one wants him anymore...

I wish I was in the Dominican Republic bonin' the baddest 18 year old chicks that country has to offer...
- sh00k

Granted, unfortunately these chicks had been working the streets since their 12th birthday and were so VD ridden your dick has now parted company with you.



I wish there was another planet near that we could live on

Granted, but now you are living on the Planet of the Apes and ripe human flesh is hard to come by... ;]

I wish I could find the perfect mount for the 19" flat panel monitor I plan on putting in the back seat of my Scion...
- sh00k

Granted, but the mount also comes with a small midget (we're talking like elf sized) that decides to gouge out your eyes and wear them as earrings.

I wish I could sell that damn motherboard and cpu.

granted, I purchase it from you for $1

I wish cars would wash themselves.

Granted, but only your car washes itself and everyone elses car now comes with hot topless chicks to wash theirs.

I wish sh00k would burn in hell. (Just playin...)

granted, but this Hell is full of nice 18 year old girls from all over the world, wearing bikinis and thigh-high stockings and all of them are ready to please but only after they are done picking up the $1,000,000,000,000,000,000 in pennies that are lying all overthe floor :-D


I wish it was 5pm already.... me wanna go to taco bell =/
- sh00k