I Wish..........

**jjh221** · 08-06-2006, 01:34 PM

granted you are stuck cleaning toilets with me.

I wish adriana lima was my bestest friend in the whole wide world.

**jjh221** · 08-06-2006, 02:30 PM

Old School!

**edrex** · 08-06-2006, 02:48 PM

Originally Posted by tj!2k4

granted. she's your best friend in the whole wide world and marries the person you loathe most of all in this world.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 6-4 Impala.

Granted, but your height gain was all in your forehead, now you cry alot, your good looking girl turned out to be a guy, your rabbit died in your hat, and you looking goofy driving an impala that is over 6 feet tall.

I wish I was here.

**jjh221** · 08-06-2006, 02:49 PM

wish granted...but you have to put up with all of us wackos.

I wish i had something to do today

**edrex** · 08-06-2006, 02:50 PM

Granted, come wash my car.

I wish I had a boat.

**jjh221** · 08-06-2006, 02:51 PM

granted but you forgot to put the plug in and sink in the middle of the lake.

I wish my boat was working, and had tags

**Enforcer** · 08-06-2006, 02:54 PM

granted, the toilets need cleaning, here's a bucket and toothbrush

I wish black was white and white was black and both had a red tinge to them

**edrex** · 08-06-2006, 02:54 PM

Granted, but now that it has a job it has no time for you!

I wish I could retire.

EDIT: Dammit Enforcer, get out of here!

Granted, now you are colorblind.

**edrex** · 08-06-2006, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by jjh221

granted but you forgot to put the plug in and sink in the middle of the lake.

On a side note, I've already done that. My friend and I were out wakeboarding and the boat started bogging down really badly. We figured out that we didn't put the plug in so we took off with the bilge pump running, then had to stop while my friend frantically dove in and got the plug in, then took off to run the bilge pump again. Close call, and would have really sucked if the plug was in the car instead of the boat!

**Enforcer** · 08-06-2006, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by edrex

I wish I could retire.

EDIT: Dammit Enforcer, get out of here!

He he, mine was originally for two posts up but both you and jjh got in the way.

decided to leave it as it still fitted.

granted, but early Alzheimer's sets in and you can't remember what this thread is all about

I wish Yankee stadium had a swimming pool in the middle.

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