I Wish..........

**Rafster** · 08-07-2006, 03:11 AM

Originally Posted by Quattro

wish granted, but it works so well, that it never breaks down so your stuck with the same car for the rest of your life

I wish I had an lcd monitor instead of a crt.

Granted, but you'll have soooo much room on ur desk, that you'll get it all messy and soon the LCD will be lost in all your mess...

I wish that I had a Brooke Hogan as my girlfriend....

**Tidder** · 08-07-2006, 03:35 AM

Granted. But then hulk finds out and snaps you like a slim jim. Oh yeah.

I wish I had a bigger desk for all this ****...

**ODYSSEY** · 08-07-2006, 04:13 AM

Granted, but now the amount of **** doubles.

I wish life was not so complicated.

**Tidder** · 08-07-2006, 04:37 AM

Granted, but now you're a rock. Life is easy right?

I wish I didn't look like my dad.

**ODYSSEY** · 08-07-2006, 04:45 AM

Granted, now you look like

I wish noobs would go away.

**Tidder** · 08-07-2006, 04:50 AM

Granted. Now they all live in your basement, but they sleep in your room at night. After all, they're scared of the dark.

Sometimes I wish my clients would burn in hell.

**ODYSSEY** · 08-07-2006, 04:53 AM

Granted, but now the noobs move in with you.

I wish the next wish does not get granted.

**Tidder** · 08-07-2006, 05:12 AM

Granted. Being that your wish was the next wish to be granted, you've ripped a hole in the space/time continuum, and your flux capacitor exploded. Congratulations, everyone disappeared. (This reminds me a lot of Space Quest,

)

I wish I still had a copy of Space Quest 3 or 4...