Thread: I Wish..........

Granted, you have to pay for travel for eveybody.

I wish I had more Kool-Aid.

Granted, but you got explosive diarrhea from a lethal amount of red #40.

I wish I could sleep.

Granted, but you dream of evil clowns all night.

I wish for something intesting to happen today.

Granted, You wake up to a big explosion, your pontiac sunfire is , well on fire, the sun was too hot. You call the fire deptpartment only to be told they are too busy with other important matters at the moment. You turn on the TV, there is a local news story about your local fire department, apparently there is a woman totally naked doing a dance around their pole and none of the fireman can get out. The screen pans around and shows the woman from behind, you immediately recognise it's your ex. . . . . . to be continued.





I wish I didn't keep writing this drivel

granted, but then you spent all your time masterbating and you go blind.


I wish UPS would get here with my damn package before i goto work.

Granted, but now you have to explain to the UPS guy how your genitalia got to be in his possession in the first place.

I wish I didn't care.

Granted, but what you don't care about just run up and bit your arse.



I wish they would stop playing with the forum software, what's with the infor bar at the top as opposed to the side

Granted, they stopped effing up the forums, but in the mean time, your head fell off.

I wish some people's computer problems would just fix themselves. I'm sick of this ****. "My computer is asking me to activate", "My Office trial expired and I don't want to buy it", "Your custom built computers are too expensive, what do you think of e-Machine?" Idiots.

Granted, unfortunately everybodies computers started fixing themselves, so all computer hardware technicians were made redundant.


I wish your problems could be my fault