Thread: I Wish..........

wish granted, but now your locked in your home with now way to get out.

I wish I didn't have to work anymore.

Granted. Your pelvic area gets rammed by a fork lift. good news is you wont have to work anymore, you get to collect disability. Bad news is your now a girl because of your accident, and your forum names from now on are all changed to Quatrina.

I wish Quatrina well in her new life.

Granted. In fact, after meeting her in a bar one night you fall in love with her and are her main source of pleasure and happiness in her new life.

I wish Quatrina and Yrean all the best in their new lives together.

Granted, but you meet them at a pub and agree to a threesome and end up on the receiving end as well as the giving end.

I wish i had a smaller schlong.

Originally Posted by Friedrice

Granted, but you meet them at a pub and agree to a threesome and end up on the receiving end as well as the giving end.

I wish i had a smaller schlong.

Granted... but your married to Loreina Bobbit

I wish I got better gas mileage

granted, but it requires a flintstones hybrid mod to your car. (i.e. cut a hole in the floor and use your feet to supplement the motor)

I wish Gates would put his money in the needy carputer bulider's charity

Granted, but now you have to give Gates ATM.

I wish television did not suck.

Granted, but now you have lost your only chance of having a blow job.


I wish I could wish upon a star, preferably penny cruz

granted, but what shows up is tom cruise in a penny costum. and he makes ALL your wishes come true.

I wish i could think of something to wish for.