Thread: I Wish..........

Granted, but it's really your stalker ex and she asks "does my *** look big in this"



I wish the red bunny would stop meddling.

granted, but now a purple bunny has taken its place and doubles its efforts.

I wish there were more smilies!

Granted, but now people fill thier posts with so many smilies that the forums become unbearable to read and you stop coming here.

I wish I was a kid again.

Originally Posted by edrex

Granted, but now people fill thier posts with so many smilies that the forums become unbearable to read and you stop coming here.

I wish I was a kid again.

Granted. But now when you have sex with an 18y/o girl, you get her thrown in jail for pedophelia...

I wish I could have Superman's powers

Originally Posted by Rafster

Granted. But now when you have sex with an 18y/o girl, you get her thrown in jail for pedophelia...

I can live with that.

Granted, but you still can't find a job that will pay you the same wage it would pay a lesser qualified white person.

I wish I wasn't so good looking.

granted, but only to find your self recruited by a gay cabaret and arse raped on a nightly basis.


I wish black was white and red was green.

Granted, you and Enforcer are both now colorblind.

I wish the next poster would send me a dollar in the mail.

Originally Posted by edrex

Granted, you and Enforcer are both now colorblind.

I wish the next poster would send me a dollar in the mail.

Granted.. where do I send my Monoply dollar to....?

I wish I had enough money for a decent car pc...

Granted, your carpc is so decent that someone steals in the day after you install it.

I wish I didn't have to wake up early tomorrow.