I Wish..........

**yrean** · 08-06-2006, 01:59 AM

Rules: Grant the persons wish, but with some twist, then make your own wish

example: I wish I was home.

next post:
Granted, but your home is really a cardboard box and its winter.

I wish I had 1 million dollars.

**meddler** · 08-06-2006, 02:42 AM

Your wish is granted. You have 1 million dollars.

In Monopoly money.

I wish I had a finished carPC

**yrean** · 08-06-2006, 02:55 AM

granted but the first person you show it too accidently spills there drink on it. Frying everything but the lcd.

I wish there were 2 hot blonds here at the moment.

**84RegalRider** · 08-06-2006, 03:12 AM

granted, both are 18year old guys.

i wish we had hydrogen power cars all over the place.

**yrean** · 08-06-2006, 03:39 AM

Granted, but the year is 2091 and your not around to see it.

I wish I was sleeping instead of being here at the office.

**XC-C30** · 08-06-2006, 06:27 AM

granted, but your mother in law is sleeping right next to you.

I wish I had the money to buy the new volvo c30 at the end of next month.

**BoyNextDoor** · 08-06-2006, 12:04 PM

Granted, but once you roll off the Dealer's lot, you get T-boned by a red light runner...

I wish I could find time to do all the things i would like to do, and finally take a vacation after a year and 2 months of not to...

**blurp** · 08-06-2006, 12:09 PM

Granted, You just lost your job, so you have plenty of time.

I wish I had someone to do all of my work for free, and just let me get the paycheck.

**jjh221** · 08-06-2006, 12:41 PM

granded but you get a disability check because you fell off a ladder and are now paralyzed from the waist down.

I wish i was the smartest person alive! muahahahahahaha