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    Facts you can tell a girl to help you score..

    1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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    2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis,
    skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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    3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic
    dinner.
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    4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up
    just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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    5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the
    bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of
    well-being.
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    6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active
    body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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    7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE
    THAN VALIUM.
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    8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to
    wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay,
    preventing plaque build-up.
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    9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the
    tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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    10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
    antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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    My personal favorite is:

    U'll start to love chumba after few times... and thats the fact btw

    it always works... curiosity is their weakspot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rafster View Post
    It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
    I wasn't even aware you needed special sneakers for swimming
    Perhaps that's where I've been going wrong all these years

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flibblebot View Post
    Perhaps that's where I've been going wrong all these years
    Most likely....



    Peace,

    Rafster

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