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    My New Business

    Bah, not legal. I'll think up other ways.

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    that's friggin beautiful....I doubt its legal, but I doubt spam is legal, too.
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    ROFLMAO!! Great idea!
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    I became an ordained minister today, too! www.ulc.org You may now refer to me as "Your Holiness."

    Who woulda thunk it?

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    Hehe, yeah, I'm a minister too,
    you may refer to me as "Father Lstrunk"
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    3 minutes or 5??

    Did anyone notice how they keep switching from it taking three minutes...then switch to 5??

    "After your instant ordination, proceed to print your instant full color ordination credential with your name and ordination date, all within 3 minutes, all 100% legal. "

    Then

    "Right after your ordination, within 5 minutes (up to 30 if you are on AOL) you should receive 2 email messages from us confirming your new ordination. EVEN IF the system generated a certificate for you, if you do NOT receive these 2 messages, then something went wrong and you are not legally ordained.

    HAHAHA...I love the 30 if you are an AOL user!!! So sad but so true.

    Somethings still fishy...Let's sue!

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    The sweet thing is, if a friend is ever prosecuted and they come to you to be a witness, you can tell them you cannot testify because it's priveleged! Rock on!

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    Looks like it's a no go. Here's the response I got from a lawyer:

    What if I sent notice to America Online that I would try their service if they pay me $5000, and that they may accept the offer by mailing me their software on a CD or floppy disk? It's my mailbox, isn't it?
    He thinks there's a slight chance a jury would swing my way, but nothing to bet on.



    Back to the ol' drawing board.

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    Anyone seen Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking barrels?? I saw it last night...good movie! Anyways, they had a great Ideal to come up with some cash: Sorry, for any crude language...but its kinda needed

    Create 2 Companies:
    a. John's Company
    b. Super Dildo's for Big Openings (or something pretty crude)

    Market through Super Dildo's a great sexual product ie. a dildo that gives ultimate pleasure and has all sorts of crazy new features that give instant and ultimate orgasms...be creative. Anyways, charge like 25 bucks and tell them that the process is totally confidential. Basically like Girls gone wild. Movie comes in a Plain white box. Have the check/money be sent to John'S Company on top of that so that they feel that it is kept a secrete on their bank records.

    Anyways, here is the catch. There is no product of course. You would send a message back to the customer after recieving the money. The message would say that our supplier is no longer producing the dildo and here is a check back to reimburse the $25. BUT, the check is from Super Dildo's for big Openings instead of John's Company. Why Super Dildo? Well who in the world is gonna take a check to their bank with that on the Top in BIG BOLD letters? Check's expire in 30 days or something. Just have to sit back and wait.

    Thought that was pretty creative. Anyways, its a great movie if you havent scene it. I hated Snatch before I saw it...now I love em both.

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