Hey Zach, there is already a switchplate made that can house your 2 switches by the cig lighter.
It's made for the Verts with TCS (ASR) I'm sure one of your switches would pop right in, but the other may have to be positioned and then glued in place. I wouldn't worry about the ASR being sideways, you know what it is.
Can I stick a link to your car in my F-body thread?