Huh? Well what the crap is THAT about?! Seems to me they wouldn't want someone commercially mucking about in their driverset. Wow. I've been a loyal fan of Creative products, but with that attitude, I feel driven to break apart their methods and find out how to get into it!
In fact...
*takes an unexpected and mysteriously clean shiat*
Well looky here!! Seems like somebody has already figured out how to delve into our good friend, the SoundBlaster! Unfortunately, it's all source code, done in C, but if anyone here has any idea how to read this *COUGHCOUGH******COUGHCOUGH* then I believe my man here could greatly benefit from your bravery and knowledge!