in french canadian slang, we use what is most likely a deformation of this word... its butchy (but pronounced with french accent, and used like it would be a french word, while everyone knows its not french at all).
That is definately butchy, but "does the job".
BTW: LTD leaves lot of room... way better the some other vehicles to be able to put stuff in, like a computer or whatnot.
Do you have any kind of output? I'd consider a output - even a HD44780 LCD character display, plugged to a LPT port.