I love to make farting sounds at work - I sometimes get into a stall
and wait till someone enters the bathroom - and start making
farting and grunting sounds, I love it
I sometimes wait out side the bathroom for some one that
poops - and turn the lights out on them
I also some times put up printed notes from the management
- with a few changes - - one of them was about not flushing
paper towels,
I added
- and no more loud gay sex in the bathroom, we know who you are
It stayed up for a year before the management took it down
Also the best way to poop at work, is on someones desk