Quote: Originally Posted by BoyNextDoor
WATERMELON:
A watermelon is a big poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the
toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a
Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.
Lay some tissue on the toilet water, just enough so that when the big one hit the tissue the impact is absorved by the tissue and therefore lessening the splashes and noise. The water can get into the poppers open *** which can cause infection.
Putting too much tissue may cause the toilet to block so its best to flush the toilet straight after the big poop. This also of course get rid of the smell quickly.
Alternatively the pooper can adjust his/her *** as so when the big one comes, it hits the bowl and the poop gently slide into the water. Problem with this is that it tend to leave skid marks, which then calls for a toilet brush. Save the pee for this, the strong warm pee can get rid of this stubborn marks.
Im actually talking from experience
