6) You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
? unless your a perv - I see you
13) All your orgasms are real.
? Some times - its so wore out, you cant feel any thing,
have to give up, and fake it
26) Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.
? they might if you're 34 and single
27) You never have to clean a toilet.
? yea I tried that - good way to never get laid
29) Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
? what about FAT chicks
36) You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
? Except the dog - well, you do if you're 34 and single
37) If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.
? They do, and think your ether gay or a serial killer
51) Foreplay is optional.
? NO! its not - if you want to have more sex some day -
with the same chick
63) Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
? unless you doing some freaky stuff
68) You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing.
? NO!!!! no one wants to see your balls
78) People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
? man boobies ?
95) Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
? then why is there a huge hairy *** going up and down - in like every
porn movie