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11-05-2004, 07:04 AM
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Confusion Master
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: If you go down to the woods today, You're sure of
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Confusion Says
I am the confusion Master, and here are some of my pearls of wisdom that I have imparted on other forums.
(NB some have more relevance if the post they were relating to was available).
Confusion says:
we are all students, we never stop being a student, until we stop being.
Confusion says:
Talk in the written form does not always convey all that it might should it be done vocally.
Confusion says:
One swallow does not a summer make, but regular swallows reduce the chances of breast cancer.
Confusion says:
Theory and book learning is all well and good, but doing things in the real world is where you will find the truth.
Confusion says:
You can **** off some of the people all of the time, or you can **** off all the people some of the time, but you can't **** off all the people all of the time.
Confusion says:
The world is not flat now, but it will be flat broke when we've finished with it.
Confusion says:
When posting a date that is equal to the date that freak makes his 8000th post, thy will be entitled to win 5 Study Guides of your choice from his site.
Two proviso's
1. you must be the first person to post that date
2. your post should not have been edited.
Or in other words : Post a 'king date
confusion master says : when pupil can outperform the master, then the master has taught well.
Confusion says: Written English is like Photography, you have to be careful where you put your negatives.
Confusion says : Relevance is in the realm of miscomprehension
Confusion says: Love is like a honey pot, once you go in, you come out all sticky.
Confusion says : All work and no play, means Shakespeare you are not
confusion says : always hover over a link before you press the button
confusion says: to pose a question, one must dot the eyes and cross the trees.
confusion says:
He who pulls a cracker, doesn't necessarily get a good bang from it
confusion says: when taking photos, make sure sun (like all your troubles) is behind you
confusion says: "man who stands on Toilet, is in France"
Confusion says: where once there was dark there is light, where once there is light is dark.
Irishman said: black is white, white is black. Before gettting himself killed on a Zebra crossing.
confusion says:
when faced with staring at bare wall, improve things by painting pretty picture on it
confusion says:
remember the gifted lawyer, who managed to prove white was black and black was white. Who then promptly got run over at the next zebra crossing.
confusion says: always check link after posting, otherwise you look complete dork
confusion says:
You are only as old as who you feel.
confusion says
sometimes one has to look beyond the realms of reality to find a solution that sits well upon one's shoulders.
confusion says
Anyone who is big enough to stand up and admit their faults, is the biggest idiot in town.
confusion says
for a proverb to come into existence, it first has to be vocalised, as no one remembers a proverb never said.
confusion says
man must not read too much into proverbs and must sometimes look at smiley face next to them to gain true meaning
Last edited by Enforcer; 10-07-2009 at 05:31 PM.
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11-05-2004, 11:43 AM
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Constant Bitrate
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Savannah, GA
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Ummm...Confusion says
Baseball wrong; man with four balls cannot walk.
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11-05-2004, 11:46 AM
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Raw Wave
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Essex, England
Posts: 2,224
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I seriously do wonder WTF you are on, half of the posts you make make absolutely no sense at all 
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11-06-2004, 09:30 AM
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Raw Wave
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Spagcave, in da UK Today's phrase: J'aime Alizee
Posts: 1,716
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Confusion says, I must meet my haircut appointment before coming back to read this post slowly
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11-06-2004, 09:39 AM
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Confusion Master
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: If you go down to the woods today, You're sure of
Posts: 11,938
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Quote: Originally Posted by Confused
I seriously do wonder WTF you are on, half of the posts you make make absolutely no sense at all
*cough* you talking ta me. are you talking to me?
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11-06-2004, 10:05 AM
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Variable Bitrate
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 296
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The guide to life this one:
Assumptions - The one true mother of all **** ups.
Live on that one and you wont **** up half as often.
Dont assume anything!!!
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11-06-2004, 10:08 AM
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Confusion Master
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: If you go down to the woods today, You're sure of
Posts: 11,938
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Quote: Originally Posted by Dracos
The guide to life this one:
Assumptions - The one true mother of all **** ups.
Live on that one and you wont **** up half as often.
Dont assume anything!!!
Or as Benny Hill used to say.
Don't assume, because when you do, you make an *** out of U and ME
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01-25-2007, 10:37 PM
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Fusion Brain Creator
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Colorado, but Canadian!
Posts: 8,862
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man who eats lots of jellybeans, farts in technicolour! 
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01-25-2007, 11:09 PM
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Confusion Master
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: If you go down to the woods today, You're sure of
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2 and a half years old badger.
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01-25-2007, 11:21 PM
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Fusion Brain Creator
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Colorado, but Canadian!
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Quote: Originally Posted by Enforcer  2 and a half years old badger.
I know. If n00bs can bring stuff back from the dead...
Anyways I want to hear all those "'confusion' say:" quotes!
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01-25-2007, 11:26 PM
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Constant Bitrate
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Fayetteville, NC
Posts: 206
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Confusion Say:
Man who fishes in other man hole, generally catches crabs.
Confusion Say:
When in doubt, do not ask. Look in yourself and google.
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01-26-2007, 04:06 AM
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I'm sorry, and you are....?
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Ruston, LA
Posts: 8,846
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It's Confucius you dim wit 
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My next generation Front End is right on schedule.
It will be done sometime in the next generation.
I'm a lesbian too.
I am for hire!
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01-26-2007, 10:17 AM
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Confusion Master
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: If you go down to the woods today, You're sure of
Posts: 11,938
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Quote: Originally Posted by frodobaggins It's Confucius you dim wit
He's confused, leave him alone 
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01-26-2007, 03:31 PM
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I see dead kittens
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: New York
Posts: 2,922
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Quote: Originally Posted by Enforcer He's confused, leave him alone
apparently so are you. 
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01-26-2007, 04:05 PM
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My Village Called
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Berkeley, CA
Posts: 10,517
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Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
Confucius say, man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers
Confucius say, man who drop watch in toilet have ****ty time
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