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Old 01-10-2005, 05:09 PM   #1
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Opening a letter w/o breaking seal?

Does anyone know how to open a letter without breaking the seal or breaking the seal in such a way you can put it back?
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Old 01-10-2005, 05:16 PM   #2
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Boil a pot of water, hold the envelope in the steam to apply moisture and heat to the glue seal. With care, you should be able to open it, then seal it again using something like a glue stick or other adhesive. It won't pass CSI, but your parents should accept your new grades assuming you didn't give yourself all A's.

Suggestion, practice on other envelopes first. Ones that have been glued for days, not ones you licked the same day you tried practicing. Junk mail has to be good for SOMETHING.
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Old 01-10-2005, 05:18 PM   #3
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You could also use an iron on the "steam" setting. Just be careful, because that steam is HOT.
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Quote: Originally Posted by XxAndyxX
Does anyone know how to open a letter without breaking the seal or breaking the seal in such a way you can put it back?

If this is a letter that's intended for someone else, this is a felony.

But all the steam metods are likely to work. If you use TOO much steam (or water), however, the glue will become useless.
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Old 01-10-2005, 09:45 PM   #5
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haha, whats coming in the mail?!?!?

Im guessing that free condom from www.trojan.com?
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Old 01-11-2005, 12:39 AM   #6
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Yeah, just poke a couple holes in them with a needle and BAM, instant little brother/sister.
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Yeah...I smell something fishy..
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Old 01-11-2005, 02:19 AM   #8
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wait....trojan sends free condoms?

mental note: DO NOT PAY FOR CONDOMS, THE COMPANIES SEND THEM OUT FOR FREE.
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Geez, free condoms are hardly that big a deal. Visit Planned Parenthood someday, and be amazed.

Of course, if your condom needs are such that you need them so infrequently as to be able to request them by mail... sorry.
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not tonight honey, im waiting for a package....
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I find nothing wrong with this. I figure I'll request one from a different company every month, possibly using codenames to get the job done. how long do condoms last unused? I figure I can end up with a small backlog for sudden spikes in sexual activity.
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not tonight honey, im waiting for a package....

At which point she immediatly packs her bags and heads off to her mums thinking you have just got into S&M and the gimp suit and 12 inch rubber dildo is on the way!

Condoms last for ages - they have a best before date. And if you want them free over here you just head down to the family planning clinic but they are always durex ultra safe (as they have to cater for all sexual activity ) so you can't feel anything and get put off sex - hence the best contraception and STD protection!
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Who needs a condom? Just pull it out and play some paintball...
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Who needs a condom? Just pull it out and play some paintball...



I like the old pull it out, spit on her back and wait till she turns round!
(i can't believe i just wrote that!)

I hope we are not aiding a felony here btw!
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Quote: Originally Posted by XxAndyxX
Does anyone know how to open a letter without breaking the seal or breaking the seal in such a way you can put it back?

Dude spill the beans.... who? what? when? where? and why?
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