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Old 01-21-2005, 10:27 AM   #1
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Best Chat Up Line that Worked...
OK, its Friday, I feel ill and I'm in the mood for doing nothing!

What is the best chatup line that you've used on a girl that worked? It's gotta be original and at least got you a snog!

So far mine is a double-whammy (current girlfriend of 2.5 years, so it must've worked).

On first meeting her:
"Hello you northern b--ches, get a load of my belly!" - with me in leather trousers and a wastecoat about to go onstage for a festival gig we were playing.

And when I first snogged her, we were in a club and when the lights came up, I shouted:

"F--kin hell, no one told me you were a minger!?"

Bouncer walked passed and looked at me as if I was gonna get a slap! Girl friend has a wicked sense of humour and said something equally cheeky back

Over to you lot

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Old 01-21-2005, 11:08 AM   #2
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Wow, I have no idea what you Brits are talking about. (that wasn't the line)
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Old 01-21-2005, 11:12 AM   #3
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chewie dont worry i understand good stuff

one i use is "I bet I can make you smile in 5 seconds"
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Old 01-21-2005, 11:34 AM   #4
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Never used a chat up line so I am gonna give my best insult...it starts off appearing to a tacky chat up but gets em good....

"did it hurt when you fell from heaven?....'cause it looks like you landed on your face"
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Old 01-21-2005, 11:44 AM   #5
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"did it hurt when you fell from heaven?....'cause it looks like you landed on your face"

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Old 01-21-2005, 02:37 PM   #6
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Actually used by me:

"hey baby, wanna f---?"

and it worked
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Old 01-21-2005, 03:05 PM   #7
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"You wanna get a pizza and ****?" "Oh, what's that you don't like pizza." Classic!!!
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Old 01-21-2005, 03:40 PM   #9
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Quote: Originally Posted by mykolJay
Wow, I have no idea what you Brits are talking about. (that wasn't the line)

What about:

Guy: "Hi!...How are you?"
Girl: "Fine"
Guy: "Yes you is!"

Or “Is it hot in here?….or is it just you?”

Or I used to say "OK babe...what drink is Brazil famous for?"

They would say..."Coffee?"...I'd say..."OK...your place or mine?"

Unfortunately (or fortunately if I remember correctly ..I once said to a girl...
"OK babe...what is Brazil famous for?" (Forgetting to put the word "Drink" in the sentence...

She replied "Nuts?"....I was stumped for a second....but still hit her with the punch line

I think it was her place...

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Quote: Originally Posted by vintageb3
Guy: "Hi!...How are you?"
Girl: "Fine"
Guy: "Yes you is!"

And what girl couldn't resist after being told "you is fine" ?!
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And what girl couldn't resist after being told "you is fine" ?!

Probably the one on your avatar!
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Here's a song you could try:

http://www.rathergood.com/hedgehogs/

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Quote: Originally Posted by Laidback
And what girl couldn't resist after being told "you is fine" ?!

What the problem is????

Is it cause I black?

Gimmia al dat ting...an all dat ting do!



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nice shoes, wanna ****?

hey baby, im getting jealous of that steering wheel cause you're holding it instead of me

hey, i lost my phone number, can i have yourS?
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hey, i lost my phone number, can i have yourS?

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