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03-26-2005, 10:49 PM
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Bowel movement
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hmmm questions
Questions you've often pondered but never figured out:
"Why do they call it pork and beans when you cant see the pork?"
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03-26-2005, 10:59 PM
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"Why does the outfit she wore last weekend make her say her *** looks big today?"
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03-26-2005, 11:04 PM
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Bowel movement
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Quote: Originally Posted by edrex
"Why does the outfit she wore last weekend make her say her *** looks big today?"
 eat a twix
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03-26-2005, 11:50 PM
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MySQL Error
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 just chrew through it
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03-27-2005, 12:02 AM
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Raw Wave
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If waffle house is open 24hrs a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
And does ANYONE have a key?
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03-27-2005, 12:05 AM
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I'm sorry, and you are....?
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Quote: Originally Posted by jjh221
Questions you've often pondered but never figured out:
"Why do they call it pork and beans when you cant see the pork?"
Look closer, there is a 3/4" x 3/4" x 3/8" piece of pork fat in there.
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03-27-2005, 12:07 AM
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I'm sorry, and you are....?
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Quote: Originally Posted by edrex
"Why does the outfit she wore last weekend make her say her *** looks big today?"
Easily explained. Women lack the nerve connections for logic.
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03-27-2005, 12:07 AM
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Bowel movement
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i seen that. i didnt think it was pork it tasted funny. i thought they just called it that because i buy the cheap stuff and they add the flavoring to it.
Quote: Originally Posted by wizardPC
If waffle house is open 24hrs a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
And does ANYONE have a key?
dont know
Quote: Originally Posted by frodobaggins
Easily explained. Women lack the nerve connections for logic.
bahahahahaha 
Last edited by jjh221; 03-27-2005 at 12:11 AM.
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03-30-2005, 03:40 AM
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Bowel movement
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why is it that everytime i open a bag of bread that i only make sandwich with them and i end up with 1 piece of bead left?
(so i make a yummy one piece pb&J)
Last edited by jjh221; 03-30-2005 at 05:15 AM.
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03-30-2005, 04:54 AM
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Top Ramen
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Quote: Originally Posted by wizardPC
If waffle house is open 24hrs a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
And does ANYONE have a key?
In case there is a disturbance outside.
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03-30-2005, 05:15 AM
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why is an orange called an orange? Is there any other fruit that has a name that tell you what it is and also what colour it is?
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03-30-2005, 09:58 AM
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Bowel movement
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Quote: Originally Posted by meddler
why is an orange called an orange? Is there any other fruit that has a name that tell you what it is and also what colour it is?
good question. and why does nothing rhyme with it
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03-31-2005, 04:22 AM
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If the blackbox is the only thing that survives an airplane crash. Why don't they build the entire aircraft from the same material?
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03-31-2005, 09:19 AM
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Sorry have to answer this. it wouldn't fly for one. Plus the black box (which is orange. see above post  ) doesn't always survive. 
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03-31-2005, 11:38 AM
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Top Ramen
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Quote: Originally Posted by Trazer
If the blackbox is the only thing that survives an airplane crash. Why don't they build the entire aircraft from the same material?
Heavy, expensive.
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