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03-31-2005, 11:48 AM
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Confusion Master
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Don't underestimate the oldies
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut of the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: "What's that?"
Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet"
Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"
Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years old), and very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
"Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
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03-31-2005, 12:19 PM
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MySQL Error
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 4,040
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03-31-2005, 12:23 PM
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FLAC
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Bristol UK
Posts: 595
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03-31-2005, 02:01 PM
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MySQL Error
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Bristol
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hehe 
ewwwwwwwww old people buying condoms ewwwwwww 
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03-31-2005, 02:12 PM
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Constant Bitrate
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: London (UK)
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Waiting for: Xenarc TFT in-dash (haha!)
Status: Finalising component procurement
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03-31-2005, 02:31 PM
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Top Ramen
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Spokane, WA, US
Posts: 973
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Another, somewhat similar, misunderstanding. From Bash:
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I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.
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sure some girls fake orgasms.....but it's guys like me who fake the whole relationship
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03-31-2005, 02:33 PM
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I'm sorry, and you are....?
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Ruston, LA
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Quote: Originally Posted by lgbr
Another, somewhat similar, misunderstanding. From Bash:
!Holy ****! BWHAHAHAHAHA
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My next generation Front End is right on schedule.
It will be done sometime in the next generation.
I'm a lesbian too.
I am for hire!
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03-31-2005, 04:07 PM
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Confusion Master
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: If you go down to the woods today, You're sure of
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Quote: Originally Posted by Scouse Monkey
hehe
ewwwwwwwww old people buying condoms ewwwwwww
Old people doing Anal  
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03-31-2005, 04:22 PM
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MySQL Error
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Bristol
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Quote: Originally Posted by Enforcer
oh good god no! jsut imagine the mess! old people have enough problems keeping control of bodily functions as it is!
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03-31-2005, 04:53 PM
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MySQL Error
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 4,040
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Quote: Originally Posted by lgbr
Another, somewhat similar, misunderstanding. From Bash:
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