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Old 04-05-2005, 01:18 AM   #1
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Talking WTF OMG LOL there is a to guide make love with you car
I just found it when looking on google for laws about sex in
cars

here is a short quote
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The tailpipe of the car is, of course

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Wait until the tailpipe has cooled off

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electrical tape, a 'Koozie',a can of soda, and a hefty pair of scissors.

Its just to funked up to post any more
here is the link
Dekhyr Dragon's Guide to Sex with Cars (for males)



I will never look at the car in the same way again
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Old 04-05-2005, 01:21 AM   #2
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The long answer is much more involved, including techniques,
precautions and cautions all designed to get you maximum satisfaction from
screwing a car.

What the f**k?

What if your car has two tailpipes? Ooops.
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Old 04-05-2005, 01:24 AM   #3
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Oh my god !!! there are more pages

Sex With Cars

I am glad my car car is to old and ugly to get raped
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Old 04-05-2005, 02:31 AM   #4
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Believe it or not there is a illness where ppl will hump your car be warned lol

also watch out for thoese guys who go "don't you ever feel like HUMPING THIS COUCH"

dead man on campus havent seen that in ages
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Old 04-05-2005, 02:46 AM   #5
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Old 04-05-2005, 02:49 AM   #6
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Don't let Scouse see that or he'll get too excited.
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Don't let Scouse see that or he'll get too excited.

Just needed to be a Lexus and 0l33l would be all up in it !
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FRODO!!! A NSFW warning would have helped there!

OMG i didnt realise people actually did it for real. I have seen dick heads doing it at cruises when their dream car pulls up. urgh hairy spotty arsed pikeys!

I am having a bit of a high morals day so don't expect much rudeness and crudeness today.

As for the guy int he pic, people like that need keeping away from the rest of society. Good sturdy partner he chose though! She won't leave him for someone lelse! hehe
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also watch out for thoese guys who go "don't you ever feel like HUMPING THIS COUCH"

Long time ago I had a friend that I found humping his couch

I walked into his house, found him naked laying face down
humping something between the couch cushions - I said
"what the heak are you doing" - he jumped up and went
to his room, and would not come out till I left - I went over
to the couch and saw a zip lock bag between the couch cushions

I called him bag boy for a long time
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Just needed to be a Lexus and 0l33l would be all up in it !

i feel a frodo photochop coming up....
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Holey crap thats nasty - even worse with the night gown
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Gives a hole new meaning to the phrase "Servicing the car"!
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