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Old 07-14-2005, 11:16 AM   #16
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hahaha. 18-24 sounds good. As for cyclists, they're nothing more than mobile chicanes and should be flattened

Incidentally, went out last night for some hooning around in the boat. Did some skiing and mucking about in the ringo, freakin' awesome! Decided to have a BBQ on the beach at around 7pm when most of the people had disappeared. Trouble is there was not much totty left worth looking at but all of a sudden a coach load of 6th form girlies came out of nowhere. Bloody great, loads of fitties playing beach games in short skirts and thongs, Droooooool.

btw, how's things in Bristol, Scouse? (Oh, beach bbq and watersports on Monday if you're interested.)

you dirty old man/lucky lucky bastard!

BBQ on monday sounds good - sadly i have to work

I so want a boat! dammit why did i not do my phd near the beach?
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Old 07-14-2005, 11:20 AM   #17
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you dirty old man/lucky lucky bastard!

Yep!
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BBQ on monday sounds good - sadly i have to work

Unlucky mate, I'll give these a squeeze for ya. Oh, Clare will be there she looks just like Lara Croft
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I so want a boat! dammit why did i not do my phd near the beach?

Not that clever after all, eh?
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Old 07-14-2005, 11:28 AM   #18
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Unlucky mate, I'll give these a squeeze for ya. Oh, Clare will be there she looks just like Lara Croft

1. we need pics
2. we need stats
3. how old?
4. single?
5. horny?
6. Does she want a very horny 25 year old who knows what he's doing?
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Old 07-14-2005, 11:33 AM   #19
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1. we need pics
2. we need stats
3. how old?
4. single?
5. horny?
6. Does she want a very horny 25 year old who knows what he's doing?


For a minute there I thought you were asking these questions for yourself.


oh yeah

1. yes we do
2. as above
3. legal and below saggy breasts age is fine.
4. Not important
5. Very Important
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Old 07-14-2005, 11:35 AM   #20
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For a minute there I thought you were asking these questions for yourself.

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1. we need pics
2. we need stats
3. how old?
4. single?
5. horny?
6. Does she want a very horny 25 year old who knows what he's doing?

1. Sorted. Got a waterproof camera just in case 'watersports' gets taken to its full meaning.

2. Working from the top down.
Stacked
Toned
Nice sticky out kinda curve

3. Mid 20's

4. Who cares?

5. She makes me horny (I play badminton with her) And yes she is!

6. Might do, but I doubt if you know of anyone
I suspect she prefers the older, more experienced type that drive Landies, own a speedboat, can get up on one ski from standstill and don't look like a whale in a wetsuit.

Gonna teach her how to mono and then try her in the ringo. SWEEEEEEEET!!!
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What about that guy who posted to a few forums about being the from the future and coming back to see himself as a child and take back some old piece of shi IBM computer?
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1. Sorted. Got a waterproof camera just in case 'watersports' gets taken to its full meaning.

2. Working from the top down.
Stacked
Toned
Nice sticky out kinda curve

3. Mid 20's

4. Who cares?

5. She makes me horny (I play badminton with her) And yes she is!

6. Might do, but I doubt if you know of anyone
I suspect she prefers the older, more experienced type that drive Landies, own a speedboat, can get up on one ski from standstill and don't look like a whale in a wetsuit.

Gonna teach her how to mono and then try her in the ringo. SWEEEEEEEET!!!

1. hurry up

2. sweet

3. perfect

4. true!

5. I play badminton, does she want a game sometime? I have a feathered cock!

6. I'll have to come down and steal her off you!
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1. hurry up

2. sweet

3. perfect

4. true!

5. I play badminton, does she want a game sometime? I have a feathered cock!

6. I'll have to come down and steal her off you!

1. Ok ok, now where did I put my time machine?
2. Damn right!
3. Can't argue with that
4. hahaha
5. Yeah, Enforcer said you shagged chickens
6. Too bad you're working huh?. She's mine, all mine I tell ya!
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