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Old 07-18-2005, 08:26 PM   #1
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Here we go again



They called today. That's always a particularly frightening call to get--"This is Special Agent So and So from the FBI, can I please speak with (insert name here)?"

I'll be taking the pre-employment screening test in the next 2 months or so.
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Old 07-18-2005, 08:32 PM   #2
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How'd you develop an interest in working for the FBI?

And could you help a brother out and like delete all those piracy records that may or may not be on there? There's probably 10,000 counts on my name, give or take.
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Old 07-18-2005, 09:30 PM   #3
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cool. I want a vest
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Old 07-18-2005, 09:53 PM   #4
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Can you get me a "FEDERAL" license plate? :-D
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Old 07-18-2005, 10:26 PM   #5
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how does one get into the fbi? And if you do get in there, you gonna lose your identity?
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Old 07-18-2005, 11:30 PM   #6
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cool. I want a vest

Then go buy one

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Can you get me a "FEDERAL" license plate? :-D

No

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how does one get into the fbi?

You submit an application. If they like what they see then they call you (this is the point I am at). Then you take a personality test. If you "pass" that, then there are about 9,284 forms to fill out. They perform a cursory background investigation, and if you "pass" that you get an interview. If you "pass" that, then they do a full background check. They talk to everyone who was ever your neighbor, boss, co-worker, teacher, or roommate. If you "pass" that, then you take a polygraph. At some point you have to pass a physical. Then, if by some act of God you've gotten that far, it goes to Washington for review. When there are enough "suitable" applicants, there is a class at the FBI Academy at Quantico, VA. Of every 200 or so people that submit an application, only about 4 wind up at Quantico. The process can take anywhere from 6 months to 3 years, after you pass the personality test.

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And if you do get in there, you gonna lose your identity?

No, that's the CIA or Diplomatic Security (both of which, incidentally, I also applied for)
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I did personality test, background check, and polygraph for the NSA, but timing on the actual job didnt work out. Most stressful 2 days of my life, and I didnt even have anything to hide.
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No, that's the CIA or Diplomatic Security (both of which, incidentally, I also applied for)

Yeh, we all know how much you want to run away from your identity

Plus if you get a new identity, do you still have to pay off your debt?
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Then go buy one


I wanted one that says FBI
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Ive seen videos of FBI workers in their offices, seems like it stands for FAT BASTARDS INC
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Hell, just get me one of those FBI jackets.
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Hell, just get me one of those FBI jackets.

nah get an ATF one or a DEA one (Drug Enjoyment Administration )
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hehe just remembered Jonny Depp in 'once upon a time in mexico' were he sits in the crowd wearing a CIA t-shirt! classic!
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yes we all know you have a boner for jonny depp you freak!
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I could get a DEA one if I asked my uncle nice enough.
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