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07-22-2005, 01:13 PM
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FLAC
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Floreeda
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Another moron bites the dust...
http://www.borowitzreport.com/archiv...?rec=1169&srch
Here comes another thread by me about someone stupid. Another thread where people will argue im too evil, *****y or cold about someone or some event.
In this case, I think we can almost all agree this guy was not "crazy", just some huge dork who lost his mind momentarily.
“In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude’s life, even if he didn’t have one,”
Well that says it all doesnt it. THIS GUY WAS A MOM'S BASEMENT INTERNET ALL DAY, COMICS AND D&D BY NIGHT, LOSER. Good riddance.
BTW if you knew the man, sorry for your loss. But im sure you got a laugh out of the news too!
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07-22-2005, 01:35 PM
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Maximum Bitrate
Join Date: May 2004
Location: TX
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Quote: Originally Posted by That website
Ms. Clovis said that she hoped Mr. Ralston’s death would cause federal authorities to tighten the flow of Harry Potter plot information to prevent similar tragedies from taking place.
Somehow I really dont think that the problem lies with the federal authorities.
I agree the guy was a loser but there must be more to it. The guy was 32!
Either he sufferered from mild retardation or some type of psychological trauma when he was younger that messed him up in the head.
This extends far beyond stupidity in my book.
Thanks for the read sdashiki, I can always count on your off topic posts to keep me entertained 
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07-22-2005, 01:53 PM
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FLAC
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Floreeda
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Well ive seen people (mostly on TV so u gotta forgive me for the shortsightedness of this) in their post 30s that are still HUGE dorks.
Guys who still think they are "cool" all the way back to high school when it was the actual "cool" people playing dumb with them, and they just never realized it..."hey guys wait up..." mentality.
The guy being 32 tells me he had no life but what was in his head because he had a bad personality. It happens, and usually anti-social people somehow DO find someone they can be with , even just as a friend, this guy was just so ******* stupid he had none. You dont commit suicide over something so trivial unless you truly have nothing else to live for, ie he had no frends and was a big dork.
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07-22-2005, 02:53 PM
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Maximum Bitrate
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: MI
Posts: 678
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Attention all losers...........Dumbledore dies, go kill yourself now!!!
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07-22-2005, 03:05 PM
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Raw Wave
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 3,294
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who's dumbbelldoor? 
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07-22-2005, 03:39 PM
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MySQL Error
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Miami, FL
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Quote: Originally Posted by tj!2k4
who's dumbbelldoor?
wizard in harry potter
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07-22-2005, 03:42 PM
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Takes it in the Rear
Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: Where the penguins and polar bears live.
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Harry potter isnt that a movie for little kids?
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07-22-2005, 03:57 PM
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What can I say? I like serial.
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Florence Yall, BFKY
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Just having a name like Jude would be depressing enough.
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07-22-2005, 04:07 PM
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Constant Bitrate
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: South West, FL
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the story has been proven false
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/potter.asp
most of the stuff on the OP's link is written as humor. I may be saying this and everyone aleady has known.
Last edited by Scorpnstail; 07-22-2005 at 04:09 PM.
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07-22-2005, 05:00 PM
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Maximum Bitrate
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Cal Poly Pomona or Redlands, CA
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when i first read the titile, i thought it said Morman, and so i read it and was like, wtf, they didnt say anything about him being morman, like mormans would read harry potter anyway...
and then i realized im an illerate idiot.
my ex's sister, who is 30, finished the book the same day it came out. ohwell, some people have jobs, some people jack off all day, and other read harry potter. just depends on what yourinto.
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07-22-2005, 06:21 PM
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Raw Wave
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 3,294
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Quote: Originally Posted by seanz0rz
and then i realized im an illerate idiot.
sorry
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07-22-2005, 06:31 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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I'm not an idiot. And I have a life. A damn good one at that. But the Harry Potter series (movies) are actually pretty descent, and in all honesty, a helluva lot better 3 film (so far) series than any of the recent trilogies that come to mind (The Matrix crapola, anyone?). They're aimed at the younger audience, but don't let that fool you: them *****s is dark and some kids consider them kinda scary. If you ever decide to sit through one you'll see what I mean. But my girlfriend's little nephews (3 and 6) loved em so the other day I bought all 3 at Walmart for 11 bucks a pop. Not bad considering they're all fairly recent.
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07-22-2005, 06:37 PM
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Newbie
Join Date: Jul 2005
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btw, I didn't mean the Matrix was THAT bad...they were well written but (like almost everything else on the market) overhyped, overbudgetted and terribly executed. At least Reloaded and Revolutions were. The Blade trilogy sucked *** cuz the third one was bad. Batman bit the dust when Jim Carrey and Tommy Lee Jones became villains, which, thankfully, was revived by Batman Begins, but that's an entirely different film altogether anyway.
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07-22-2005, 06:46 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: USA
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Quote: Originally Posted by seanz0rz
when i first read the titile, i thought it said Morman, and so i read it and was like, wtf, they didnt say anything about him being morman, like mormans would read harry potter anyway...
Why wouldn't a Morman read a Harry Potter book?
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07-22-2005, 07:07 PM
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Raw Wave
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Nashville
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did anyone notice the subtitle of the page?
"Winner of the First-ever National Press Club Award for Humor"
That right there shoulda tipped you off
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