Quote: Originally Posted by ODYSSEY
All is well, we can just infect another planet.
How do you think we got here? Divine creation? Puh-leeze.
Evolved from apes? Hardly.
Actually, since Scientologists truly believe Hubbard's whacked-out sci-fi stories as gospel, I'm certain that I could start a cult-like religion based on the hilarious teachings of the prophet Douglas Adams.
But only if I could get rich doing it. I don't want to be a televangelist unless I could get rich enough to be able to spend enough money often enough to push away the feeling of shame and humiliation for my profession.