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06-01-2006, 01:28 AM
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The Lavender Tie Just
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Erection Keeps Burglar Out Of Jail
From NewsVault.com
Here's a new one - a burglar has escaped a prison sentence, because he suffers from a permanent erection.
Maurice Baumann, who is 32 years of age, was sentenced to one year in jail for burgling homes in the town of Bielefeld in Germany.
But he seems to have escaped the prison time after entering hospital as an "emergency case" for his "condition". Even after a week of treatment, doctors at the hospital admitted they were only able to get his manhood down to "half-mast".
Speaking about the problem, Baumann told a court in Bielefeld: "I woke up one morning with a hard-on. I didn't think anything of it - that happens to men a lot. But mine never went down". Doctors revealed that they used medication and stuck needles in the penis for 90 minutes in an attempt to reduce its size. But five minutes later it was erect again.
Taking this into account, the court ruled that he could stay out of jail while his problem persisted but the chief prosecutor of Bielefeld was not happy. The chief prosecutor, Harald Krahmoeller, said: "Only patients with acute medical problems can stay out of jail and I don't regard him as an acute case. I hope to have him behind bars within two weeks".
WTF???
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06-01-2006, 02:29 AM
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Variable Bitrate
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: San Diego, CA
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and what were you searching for when you found this tidbit of information?
Hum....
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06-01-2006, 02:32 AM
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The Lavender Tie Just
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Quote: Originally Posted by Puffanug
and what were you searching for when you found this tidbit of information?
Hum....
HAHAHA
I actually visit thenewsvault.com pretty often...
It was a "related stories" link at the bottom of another article I was reading
Peace,
Rafster
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06-01-2006, 02:37 AM
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Variable Bitrate
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Uh-huh... LOL
Laughing my way to 100 posts....
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06-01-2006, 02:38 AM
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The Lavender Tie Just
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Quote: Originally Posted by Puffanug
Uh-huh... LOL
Laughing my way to 100 posts....
Actually, posts in Off Topic don't add to your post count.... 
Peace,
Rafster
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06-01-2006, 03:23 AM
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Variable Bitrate
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I aways hear that if your on viagra and have a boner for
longer than 4 hours - go to the doctor
but I know dam well I have had sex for more than 4 hours
without losing wood - and without using any thing special
so a viagra boner must be different some how
and this guy had a boner for a week or more
interesting
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06-01-2006, 03:25 AM
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The Lavender Tie Just
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Quote: Originally Posted by will1384
I aways hear that if your on viagra and have a boner for
longer than 4 hours - go to the doctor
but I know dam well I have had sex for more than 4 hours
without losing wood - and without using any thing special
so a viagra boner must be different some how
and this guy had a boner for a week or more
interesting
All I can say is "OUCH", that **** starts to hurt/be really uncomfortable after a while....
Peace,
Rafster
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06-01-2006, 03:35 AM
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Variable Bitrate
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Quote: Originally Posted by Rafster
All I can say is "OUCH", that **** starts to hurt/be really uncomfortable after a while....
Peace,
Rafster
with the right lube, any thing is possible 
You know the funny part is only my legs and arms hurt,
the next day, ------- holding my self up - LOL
Here are some good news sites -
www.fark.com
and
www.fazed.net
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06-01-2006, 03:38 AM
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The Lavender Tie Just
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Quote: Originally Posted by will1384
with the right lube, any thing is possible
You know the funny part is only my legs and arms hurt,
the next day, ------- holding my self up - LOL
Here are some good news sites -
www.fark.com
and
www.fazed.net
 , I was talking about having wood for too long....
Peace,
Rafster
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06-01-2006, 03:45 AM
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Have you ever tried to **** with wood? How did he manage? Just arc it in? I feel for this guy, really I do, I mean....poor guy.
And isnt it scientific that after you ejaculate, you loose wood almost 90% of the time...I see a solution for this guy!
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06-01-2006, 04:09 AM
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Variable Bitrate
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Jefferson, AR U.S.A
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Quote: Originally Posted by Rafster
, I was talking about having wood for too long....
Peace,
Rafster
no that never happened to me - but after 5 to 10 orgasams or
more - my balls hurt
Quote: Originally Posted by Grimoire
Have you ever tried to **** with wood? How did he
manage? Just arc it in? I feel for this guy, really I do, I mean....poor
guy. And isnt it scientific that after you ejaculate, you loose wood
almost 90% of the time...I see a solution for this guy!
his only hope may be - ICE - or watching GoldenGirls re-runs
and if that dont work
take him to the old folks home - make him funk the old peeps there
they could use the fun - and it might help the swelling go down
if he breaks a hip, and is holding the leg that is attached to the side
of the hip thats not broken, does he get to make a wish
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06-01-2006, 04:10 AM
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Constant Bitrate
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Fayetteville, NC
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Whats a 90 year old womans crotch taste like?
Depends.....
Im sorry, just have this guy watch some big chicks playin around a stripper bar. Instant flat tire.
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06-01-2006, 06:35 AM
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Confusion Master
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Quote: Originally Posted by Rafster
The chief prosecutor, Harald Krahmoeller, said: "I hope to have him behind bars within two weeks".
WTF???
Obviously he has an idea of what to do with the guys wood. 
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06-01-2006, 09:09 AM
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FLAC
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Memphis - TN
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Reminds me of a quote from the movie 48 Hrs.
"I been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard if the wind blows."
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