A geeky comedic dream come true!!!!

DarquePervert · 06-02-2006, 10:51 PM

I'm a race fan. Most of y'all know this.
NASCAR is big & huge and accessible, so it's what I follow most closely.

Let's talk about the #66 car. David Green is the driver. Bootie Barker is the Crew Chief. Their primary sponsor is Best Buy.
Who is Best Buy buddy-buddy with?

Microsoft.

That's right, There is a Windows car in Sunday's race at Dover.
"So what?", you might ask, especially if your opinion of NASCAR is a bunch of rednecks driving in circles.
If you're a geek, you know the reputation that Windows has. So as a geek, you must watch Sunday's race just to see if the Windows car will crash!

And you know that the planets will align properly and the geek Gods will summon all their power (through the use of a 0-day exploit, I'm certain!) to make the Microsoft car crash.

I think it would be funny as all hell if the #66 crashes Sunday and the big-***-i-tron screens go to a BSOD.

[Images courtesy of jayski.com]

BioHazard · 06-02-2006, 11:22 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by DarquePervert

If you're a geek, you know the reputation that Windows has. So as a geek, you must watch Sunday's race just to see if the Windows car will crash!

I don't know anything about NASCAR, but I can figure out somehow what a crash with that car would look like:

Rundell · 06-02-2006, 11:25 PM

LOL, Nice pic!

DarquePervert · 06-02-2006, 11:33 PM

Motorcity · 06-03-2006, 12:48 AM

will the Geek Squad # 0 car come and repair it?

DarquePervert · 06-03-2006, 08:29 AM

Damn that's funny.
Actually, that's last year's ride. BestBuy/SanDisk/GeekSquad sponsor the #66 car now.
If it crashes, I suppose they could go to the backup!

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