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06-14-2006, 03:48 AM
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The Lavender Tie Just
Made It Obvious
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Location: Bonita, CA (Hop, Skip, and a Jump from Tijuana, Mexico)
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questions which will remain unanswered...
1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
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06-14-2006, 07:54 AM
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Neither darque nor pervert
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20. What makes Teflon stick to the pan?
21. Why do convenience stores have locks on the doors if they're open 24 hours a day?
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06-14-2006, 08:19 AM
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Bowel movement
Join Date: Dec 2003
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22:If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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06-14-2006, 03:36 PM
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Super Moderator & Wal-Mart Greeter
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23. Why do you park in the driveway and drive on a parkway?
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Quote: Originally Posted by bramlet  I try to search but I usually only find posts where people ask questions and darquepervert tells them to search.
Last edited by Tidder; 06-14-2006 at 04:22 PM.
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06-14-2006, 04:38 PM
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Constant Bitrate
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Schenectady, NY
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24. Hey Tidder... has your avatar always been wiping his butt? Or am I just that oblivious?
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06-14-2006, 04:40 PM
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Neither darque nor pervert
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06-14-2006, 09:47 PM
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Variable Bitrate
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: SoCal
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My favorite
25. If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
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06-14-2006, 09:47 PM
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Just that oblivious I guess...
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06-15-2006, 05:39 AM
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Constant Bitrate
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Location: Good ole Maine. Gotta love trees and deer.
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Quote: Originally Posted by nameeri
My favorite
25. If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
26. If a tree falls on a mime in the forest, does anyone care?
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UPDATE: I moved farther north. Now its even too cold for the deer; only moose now
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06-15-2006, 05:47 AM
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Raw Wave
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Boston, MA
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27. Why do we call a pair of pants a pair, when there is only one.
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06-16-2006, 12:13 PM
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Quote: Originally Posted by nameeri
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25. If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
Had to tackle this one in my Public Speaking and Debate class. It comes down to the very technical definition of "sound".
The answer is no. Because, if you go by the definition... "The sensation stimulated in the organs of hearing by such vibrations in the air or other medium" then there was no sound, as no organs of hearing were stimulated.
How retarded eh?
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06-16-2006, 04:31 PM
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Variable Bitrate
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Quote: Originally Posted by Tidder
Had to tackle this one in my Public Speaking and Debate class. It comes down to the very technical definition of "sound".
The answer is no. Because, if you go by the definition... "The sensation stimulated in the organs of hearing by such vibrations in the air or other medium" then there was no sound, as no organs of hearing were stimulated.
How retarded eh?
Damnit now you answered the question  Its gotta remain unanswered! 
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06-16-2006, 07:14 PM
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Variable Bitrate
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Quote: Originally Posted by Tidder
Had to tackle this one in my Public Speaking and Debate class. It comes down to the very technical definition of "sound".
The answer is no. Because, if you go by the definition... "The sensation stimulated in the organs of hearing by such vibrations in the air or other medium" then there was no sound, as no organs of hearing were stimulated.
How retarded eh?
sound waves are being made - and there are a lot of sounds you cant hear
- but thay are still there
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06-16-2006, 07:24 PM
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Calm
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Quote: Originally Posted by will1384
sound waves are being made - and there are a lot of sounds you cant hear
- but thay are still there
Actually, sound waves would be audible, non audible sound waves are just waves. They might actually be some other type of wave, depending on where inteh electromagnetic spectrum they fall. They could be light waves, or radiated frequency waves, or other types of waves.
Also, sinc ethe definition of sound involves being perceived, if there is nothing in the forest to "hear" the sound, then true, it doesn't meet the definition of a sound. It can't be proven that it created a sound or did not. We all know that is most certainly did make a sound, but we can't prove that it did. However, that forest must be devoid of all hearing organisms, since animals can hear, and that might technically meet the definition of being perceived.
now, why did I write all that. Did anyone actually hear it?
Michael
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06-16-2006, 08:22 PM
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Constant Bitrate
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XXVI. If a man speaks in the forest and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
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