I Wish.......... - Page 10

breaker021 · 08-11-2006, 01:00 PM

Granted, but now you are living on the Planet of the Apes and ripe human flesh is hard to come by... ;]

I wish I could find the perfect mount for the 19" flat panel monitor I plan on putting in the back seat of my Scion...
- sh00k

Tidder · 08-11-2006, 01:17 PM

Granted, but the mount also comes with a small midget (we're talking like elf sized) that decides to gouge out your eyes and wear them as earrings.

I wish I could sell that damn motherboard and cpu.

Quattro · 08-11-2006, 01:21 PM

granted, I purchase it from you for $1

I wish cars would wash themselves.

Tidder · 08-11-2006, 01:23 PM

Granted, but only your car washes itself and everyone elses car now comes with hot topless chicks to wash theirs.

I wish sh00k would burn in hell.

(Just playin...)

breaker021 · 08-11-2006, 01:25 PM

granted, but this Hell is full of nice 18 year old girls from all over the world, wearing bikinis and thigh-high stockings and all of them are ready to please but only after they are done picking up the $1,000,000,000,000,000,000 in pennies that are lying all overthe floor :-D

I wish it was 5pm already.... me wanna go to taco bell =/
- sh00k

Tidder · 08-11-2006, 01:28 PM

Granted. You go to toxic hell, get the ***-tastic burrito frenzy, and get explosive diarrhea.

I wish I had some Taco bell too... that sounds damn good.

edrex · 08-11-2006, 01:58 PM

Granted, but now you and shook are fighting to use the same toilet.

I wish the rep system made sense.

Friedrice · 08-11-2006, 02:18 PM

Granted, now it makes sense because what ever you post takes away from it.

I wish those terrorist ****ers would call it quits and stop ******* aroudn with the planes!

Tidder · 08-11-2006, 02:20 PM

Granted, but now they just want to **** you instead.

I wish I could get a new Lotus Elise.

Friedrice · 08-11-2006, 02:27 PM

Granted but then you **** your new car up with acid-like diarrhea from your tacobell trip with Breaker.

I wish the Hoffmeister would hurry up and finish Knight Rider the movie.

breaker021 · 08-11-2006, 02:32 PM

Granted - the movie is finished but it's only 1 hour and 18 minutes long. the last hour of the movie, which are the climax and the chase scene with KITT and a quad-turbo enzo ferrari with a carPC in it, were cut.

I wish people would stop hatin' on taco bell since it doesnt give me explosive poopies... besides, taco bell was the only food i ate (2-4 times a week) when i was going through my crazy weight loss phase(went from 230lbs to about 184lbs)
- sh00k

breaker021 · 08-11-2006, 02:49 PM

Granted but in exchange for more common sense, you've lost the sense of feeling... now u dont know what sex feels like! =P

I wish this stupid laptop i am working on at work would install all 23 ******* drivers by itself. my wrists are starting to hurt + +
- sh00k