I Wish.......... - Page 9

breaker021 · 08-10-2006, 04:00 PM

Granted - you are now neither here nor there but you are everywhere: You have been transformed into a 19,042 lb human land inhabiting hippotamous.

I wish starbucks was cheaper.
- sh00k

yrean · 08-10-2006, 04:09 PM

Granted but then they no longer have one every other block and it costs you more money in gas then the money you saved on your coffee just to get there.

I wish breaker was quicker at typing (points above his post)

edrex · 08-10-2006, 04:18 PM

Granted but now he just mashes his hands on the keyboard. dsfgmngrsnmkgsranbkgbnmkgbnmklg;bnmklgsdvanlk;sdgn kl;bsnklb;

I wish it was next wed. (taking the kids to Disneyland!).

BoyNextDoor · 08-10-2006, 04:22 PM

Granted, but Minie sarts sexually harassing you in front of your kids

I wish I would not have to wish when i have no idea of what to wish for...

edrex · 08-10-2006, 04:24 PM

Granted, but now you can't post in this thread anymore.

I wish my pocket was full of real money.

yrean · 08-10-2006, 05:22 PM

granted but pennies weigh alot and they end up tearing a hole in the bottom of your pocket allowing all 91 cent to fall out on the street.

I wish I had a pocket full of singles in a strip club that only features the best women dancers.

edrex · 08-10-2006, 05:43 PM

Granted, but a recent spinal chord injury leaves you blind and without feeling so all you do is lose all your money.

I wish I had a multi meter that worked.

BoyNextDoor · 08-10-2006, 05:58 PM

Granted, but only to find out,, that I was the first one.

I wish i'll make a lot of tipps tonight.

Enforcer · 08-10-2006, 06:09 PM

Granted, but they only the tips of cues

I wish somebody had some bread

edrex · 08-10-2006, 06:18 PM

Granted, but I'm not sharing any with your duck!

I wish the IRS would make a mistake in my favor.

yrean · 08-11-2006, 11:03 AM

granted but they accidently flashed your phone with an outdated version breaking your phone more then it already was.

I wish women werent all crazy.

Enforcer · 08-11-2006, 11:15 AM

Granted, but then they now understand exactly you mean when you talk, and you keep getting slapped in the face.

I wish I could finish typi.........

arnoldhonda76 · 08-11-2006, 11:37 AM

Granted but after this you will never stop writing till your hands bleed off.

I wish I was the green giant.

breaker021 · 08-11-2006, 11:52 AM

Granted, You are now the Green Giant... Too bad his TV career died in the early 90s and no one wants him anymore...

I wish I was in the Dominican Republic bonin' the baddest 18 year old chicks that country has to offer...
- sh00k

Enforcer · 08-11-2006, 12:23 PM

Granted, unfortunately these chicks had been working the streets since their 12th birthday and were so VD ridden your dick has now parted company with you.

I wish there was another planet near that we could live on

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